The guy I'm working with is a brummie.
All he talks about is channing people and fighting and drinking and how hard he is, but he's a nice guy really, and he likes Britain first and i just want him to shut up and go away.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:56, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm a Brummie.
He doesn't reflect my views; he sounds like a cunt.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:00, Reply)

He's hard as nails , and doesn't take shit,
Road rage is his nick name but he loves his daughter but wants to kill her boyfriend and he's just so funny and oh god kill me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Does he fantasise about torturing hypothetical nonces?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)

I don't want to ask.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Because he might think you're one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)

"Why are you asking me about nonces? Are you a fucking nonce or something? Nah, only joking mate, you're alright you are"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:10, Reply)

he sounds like a proper Cranzo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:00, Reply)

Start saying even more outlandish brag hard man bullshit and see what he does.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:01, Reply)

I remember the time when winders took out an entire fully armed chapter of the hells angles

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)

With one well placed shot of hard jism.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)

I mentioned I rode motorcycles and now he's telling me about his hells angels mates.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)

bound to be something about a shooting at a heavy metal festival
or some door man shenanigans
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)

what he means is that he has watched 'Sons of Anarchy'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Slap him round the face with your bollocks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:03, Reply)

now you know what happened in tesco when you did that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:03, Reply)

I got given free pants

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)

NUT SLAP, I DON'T TAKE CRAP. BEBBEH!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:04, Reply)

He should shout that whilst wielding his pendulous sack

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)

to the tune of love shack

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)

standard bruv

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)

If you see some massive balls at the side of the road
Then get your stu-pid face around my nuuuuuuuutsack.

Nut sack, bebbeh!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Tell him about the time a guy asked you if you sold pig snacks at your pub
and you dragged him to the bogs and straight-up murdered him.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:04, Reply)

tell him you reverted to Islam last year

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)