I remember being the kid in this situation, had to stop eating raspberry ripple ice cream and watching the silver surfer to go to our new home in fucking folkestone :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:16, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yeh I don't think the kids are going to suffer too much,
they appear to have moved about 200 yards down the road into the house of the guy I have suspected her of banging for the last 7 months.
( Peej, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:17, Reply)

You might have an evening punch-up to enjoy.

( Kroney, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)

do you think he is doing the sportsmans double
hence them both moving?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Perhaps. She's only 13 but this is Cornwall

( Peej, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)

Ah bit past it then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)

my aunt did this
moved herself and my cousin in with the guy 2 doors down. in tiny terraced houses in halifax.

my uncle got drunk one night and tried to go round there and smash his way in. unfortunately he was about as big and hard as amorous badger, and just ended up getting stuck between the outside porch door and the front door, and had to ring on the doorbell to get released.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)

I'm being very supportive by taking photos and sending them to my wife

( Peej, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)

so, giving her ideas then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)

She'll reply to Peej later
After she's finished banging the postman.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:37, Reply)

postman bloke next door
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:14, Reply)

officelol.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Fucking hell.
I hope you have a camera to hand. YouTube is your friend when it all kicks off later.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:27, Reply)

I can't see how his feeding this chap beer will make things worse.

( Kroney, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Excellent. Nothing can't be resolved by a half dozen hastily-quaffed cans and then going round there to 'get a few things straight'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)

For the first time in my life, I'm a little jealous of a man living in Cornwall.

( Kroney, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:32, Reply)

I was playing on my Raleigh Grifter when my dad got booted out.
He stomped off up to the mk5 Cortina and did one. It was well funny, because he ended up having to give the Cortina back and continued paying the mortgage.

was the summer of eighty-nine /bryan
( Kroney, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:18, Reply)

I had a strika. You're like a bigger, older, frencher me at times, Kroney.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)

I had to drag my mum kicking and screaming from her abusive marriage
I hope one day my kids do the same for me.
( Peej, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)

I like a bit of family tradition.
I hope to have a couple of kids, have an affair and have two more kids that I prefer as a result of that.

#bitter #fatherissues #yolo
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)

so long as you keep trading upwards for hotter younger ones, eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Dunno, do men have affairs with older uglier women?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Only if they're
dirty
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Phwoar homeless gilfs eh?
*S*E*X*X*E*H*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)

I thought that was a universally recognised truth, in the classic Austin sense,
that any older single woman is in need of a husband and willing to trade off with taking it in the dirt box.
( Kroney, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)

On the basis of own my anecdotal evidence, yes.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:39, Reply)

i just got a bunch of beautiful flowers
you can trade whatever you like, now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I tried that
After she went back to him I got grounded for it, can you believe.
(berk, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:27, Reply)