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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bring her down. She can eat the bastard squirrels that are eating my courgettes.

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:52, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
You'd probably like her, she does a spot-on Joey Deacon impression!

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:53, Reply)
Splendid.

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:54, Reply)
Honestly, it's the main reason we brought her home from the shelter.

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:55, Reply)
Is that a euphamism?

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:53, Reply)
Unfortunately not.

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:54, Reply)
My neighbour has a fucking enormous vicious black staffie that tries to get through the fence to kill me whenever I go outside
yet they also have a rabbit in their garden loose which he leaves alone.

I must just have one of those faces that dogs want to eat :(
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:55, Reply)
Our staffie would just ask you to rub her belly
and then lick you to death. Soft. As. Shite.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:56, Reply)

a i
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:56, Reply)
Does your neighbours dog eat squirrels?

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Get an air rifle. Fun, effective and look for some recipes, if they're not too rancid looking.

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:59, Reply)
I hope you're not taking the mong's name in vain, Doc.

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:02, Reply)
isn't cannibalism illegal though?

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:02, Reply)
Not if you're discreet.

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:10, Reply)

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