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Good evening. Infidels.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:32, 75 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Did you hijack jaysums thread?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:34, Reply)
Meh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:36, Reply)
Alright.
I'm not stopping long so make the most of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:39, Reply)
Sorted your plans to visit London?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:41, Reply)
Almost.
Need to get the dog accommodated, but can hopefully confirm in the next couple of days. The plan is to stay 3 nights Thursday - Sunday at the end of this month.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:44, Reply)
Needless to say, bashage shall ensue, most likely on Friday AND Saturday.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:47, Reply)
Depending on your travel plans we could have Sunday lunch at mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:49, Reply)
Well, kind of looking at leaving at around 5pm on the Sunday,
but T also has family near greenwich that we haven't seen for a couple of years. Pretty sure we can squeeze something in though. Will square something up soon, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:51, Reply)
Sure. Let me know when you've got your plans worked out.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:53, Reply)
Will do.
Tentatively it's arrive on the thursday at about 5pm and leave on the Sunday at 5pm. Everything in between is tbc.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:54, Reply)
Tranny black cocksuckers?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Drop it in at Canary Wharf, they'll show it plenty of affection
and then make a Flash game about it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:49, Reply)
I was thinking somewhere more local to us.
She's a complete spaz and I don't think she'd do well on a 3 hour train journey.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:50, Reply)
Bring her down. She can eat the bastard squirrels that are eating my courgettes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:52, Reply)
You'd probably like her, she does a spot-on Joey Deacon impression!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:53, Reply)
Splendid.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:54, Reply)
Honestly, it's the main reason we brought her home from the shelter.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:55, Reply)
Is that a euphamism?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:53, Reply)
Unfortunately not.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:54, Reply)
My neighbour has a fucking enormous vicious black staffie that tries to get through the fence to kill me whenever I go outside
yet they also have a rabbit in their garden loose which he leaves alone.

I must just have one of those faces that dogs want to eat :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:55, Reply)
Our staffie would just ask you to rub her belly
and then lick you to death. Soft. As. Shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:56, Reply)

a i
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:56, Reply)
Does your neighbours dog eat squirrels?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Get an air rifle. Fun, effective and look for some recipes, if they're not too rancid looking.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:59, Reply)
I hope you're not taking the mong's name in vain, Doc.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:02, Reply)
isn't cannibalism illegal though?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:02, Reply)
Not if you're discreet.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:10, Reply)
Your Judy sent me the details - if free, me and the Doris will come up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Typical Muslim extremist post.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:47, Reply)
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody towers up".
Oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:48, Reply)
isis? what isis?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:56, Reply)
Al Qaeda on Afghani black.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:05, Reply)
Worst porn ever

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:06, Reply)
I thought it was some type of hash?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:09, Reply)
Correct. Starter for 10.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:12, Reply)
Not seen black for years.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:21, Reply)
Once you've had black......

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:25, Reply)
I was never mad of black, I preferred decent Moroccan, black always gave me a headache.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:28, Reply)
You need a wash.
/'comedy' racism about dark women.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:28, Reply)
"sore arse crack"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:32, Reply)
How did the interviews go?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:30, Reply)
I think I have found a cleaner.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:34, Reply)
Nice.
What nationality?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:46, Reply)
One 6/20, one 8/10, the one I really want 7/10.
Had a call this morning about a short term one in Brizzle. Wanna lodger?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:35, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:40, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:41, Reply)
Who is the Brizzle role with?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:42, Reply)
Jeff, you're a constant and I trust you
Who the fuck are all these people then? Could you do a translate of names and former names?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:36, Reply)
I am Bert.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:37, Reply)
we all are

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:38, Reply)
I'm sorry. I can't help you there
Obviously, if we can discuss a suitable day rate I might be able to reconsider my position.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:41, Reply)
Do you like chocolate limes?
I don't, but I could send you some if it helps.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:44, Reply)
For some reason TD, I've got Channel 5 on.
It's how I imagine your previous life to be.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:43, Reply)
bus driver??

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:44, Reply)
I have driven buses for a living
And sometimes I loved it.

I have also been a manager with bus companies and loathed every minute.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:45, Reply)
I watched a couple of episodes of that
Fuck me they're disorganised, although I suspect it's all C5've up for max drama.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:47, Reply)
tea breaks all round by the look of it

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Most of the companies I worked with wouldn't have allowed a TV crew that much access
I worked in and around the industry for a lot of years - I started out on the insurance/risk management side. A lot of it is tea breaks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:58, Reply)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:43, Reply)
Back from Wales then?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:44, Reply)
Yurr.
The traffic God's gifted me a clear run all the way home. I'm glad to be back. Fucking Newport.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:49, Reply)
Say hello to the missus. Sit down. Breathe. Have a couple of beers. Sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Gonna take max across the park and throw his ball a bit for him.
Always helps me relax. But otherwise, your plan will be implemented
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:04, Reply)
bed?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:05, Reply)
Oooh, you ninja.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:05, Reply)
Yousawnothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:14, Reply)
Well, what's this all about then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:15, Reply)
It's about middle aged middle class blokes chuntering
Accept it.

How the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:18, Reply)
He mostly comes out at night, mostly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Wise.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:25, Reply)
I really am

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:40, Reply)
This is a very enigmatic statement
Who comes out at night, mostly?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:26, Reply)
someone who is only gay after dark?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:34, Reply)
Ron Hughes
He was only looking for badgers. Naked from the waist down on Clapham Common.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Batts innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:40, Reply)

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