Newsflash petal. Monarchs don't actually fucking do anything.
Prime Ministers do all the hard bits. We've only had one female one and even now, 20+ years later, she's viewed with 'mixed' emotions - and that's being fucking generous.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:23, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I was at a mining museum in Northumberland at the weekend
In there they had a massive picture of her. I was shocked it hadn't been set on fire
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Was it laminated?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:29, Reply)

sexhy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:30, Reply)

i can see why they don't bother teaching history in scotland
it'd be a pretty short lesson. "gave in and accepted handouts from the english, the end".

but that's not quite how it was in other countries, dear.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:26, Reply)

I think we've already covered my nationality in numerous other threads
So your obsession with me is slightly concerning.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:28, Reply)

she's "shambo'ing" you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:30, Reply)

She's not terribly good at it though, is she?
She eats ice cream with a fork, FFS.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:35, Reply)