what secret prejudices do you have?
what cliches are true?
who will die first, the queen or philip? which doddery old celebrity would you knock off for cash?
what's for lunch?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:28, 191 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Gingers.
alt: Gingers are slags.
altalt: Price Philip.
altaltalt: Bruce Forsyth.
altaltaltalt: Whatever takes my fancy.
( Muns, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Why don't you likeBrucie?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Bit early for a lunch thread fatty.
Off to the pub for lunch about three o 'clock, want to check their vegi burgers out.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:31, Reply)

i nearly added "as this will still be limping on at lunchtime"
but with stellar banter like "fatty", who knows. maybe the world really is our oyster.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:32, Reply)

he's a fucking flid innee

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:35, Reply)

You're not welcome in my pub now sunshine.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:37, Reply)

You won't know me when I come in anyway

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Will you be in disguise?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Oh God, I really can't be bothered

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:44, Reply)

go in your life size giraffe costume he will never know

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:03, Reply)

i will take my pet giraffe too so he wont know whos who

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:16, Reply)

BINGO

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:18, Reply)

I cannot bear mimes, clowns and orthodox Jews
Fat girls are easy
Phillip will go within 1 year. I'd happily kill Feltz for a quid
Not sure as yet. Forgot the pasta out of the fridge though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:33, Reply)

I forgot to take my chicken and rice out the freezer last night, so by the time it's all microwaved parts of it will be mushy.
:(
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:35, Reply)

women singers are sh1t

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:35, Reply)

I hate coons and the jews
Fat birds try harder.
Prince Philip.
Michael Parkinson

Prolly some scran of some description.

Alt: delete this please.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Too many questions.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:40, Reply)

it's not my fault that you have such a limited attenti

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Pardon?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Beer, cider, shots of Patron, shots of tequila, weed, charlie, wine, wanking.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:43, Reply)

it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:46, Reply)

No real secret ones. But female comedians just aren't funny. Not being sexist, just the truth.
Cliches - women are shit drivers and only think they can multi-task.

Phil The Greek will die first. No question. Liz will kill him if she had any sense.

Is Russell Grant old enough? I saw a thing at the Fringe on Friday where he came on and did a 5 minute taster of his show and it was BEYOND FUCKING RUBBISH. Who the fuck wants to watch the story of his life, to a disco soundtrack - with that fat cunt wobbling about the stage? I'd happily do him in for nothing.

Lunch - home made lamb and potato soup and a roll.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:49, Reply)

There are some alright female comedians but the BBC seem to hide them away on Radio 4.
The ones they put on the telly are SHIT though, agreed.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:51, Reply)

I'm not totally closed to the possibly of there being a decent female comedian - I've just not seen one.
Some are 'ok', but some are just absolute shit. When I see them on Mock The Week or whatever I just think it's a bit like female-only shortlisting of MPs. It's all about quotas and not about ability.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Why is it that some women are very funny IRL, but the ones who are supposedly 'a comedian' are so 'fucking shit'?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Probably the nature of stand up as a form
We are conditioned to the delivery style of men so while women can be very funny in a conversation it doesn't translate to the stage as well...


boring answer is boring
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Clickin dis

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:03, Reply)

No idea. But someone needs to tell that dreadful Millican woman to pack it the fuck in.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:04, Reply)

^^^^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I like Shappi Korshandi.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Is that lamb or beef?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:08, Reply)

+with a keema naan, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:08, Reply)

I quite like the dumpy lesbionic scots women ( Calman or sutin)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)

She's in my 'ok' group.
Millican and that Nigerian woman who can't go for more than 2 minutes without mentioning that she's Nigerian do my fucking nut.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:12, Reply)

south london nigger cunt

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I like the 'hilarious' stern nigerian mother routine she does, it's brilliant and deserves to be done as a punchline to every joke ever

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:13, Reply)

I don't tend to have any, really.
Female comedians aren't as funny.
I'm with Munsta here, 'Brucie' can fuck off.
Chicken salad.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:50, Reply)

northerners and the scottish are constantly on the backfoot, assuming people are having a go, and irrationally defensive about their part of the world

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:53, Reply)

I dont give a fuck about nuffin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:55, Reply)

*apart from sportscow

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:57, Reply)

I did give a fuck last night
I blew out my WWI candle and it sprayed hot wax all over my eyebrow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:01, Reply)

something YM something MY hot wax etc.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:03, Reply)

I'd prescribe summat but I'm not a gee pee anymore.Pint?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Go on then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Not at all. We just think all people born south of Nottingham are massive whoopsies.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Thank you, Your Honour, no further questions.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:59, Reply)

worst ones are northerners who have tried to change themselves into southerners

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Absolutely. Although if I came from Wythenshawe I'd probably try it as well.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:13, Reply)

^
I fucking hate Scottish people. They should go back to their own country.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Not really a secret one but the only one I really have is political prejudice
Alt: Men are better at doing posh or fancy cooking but women tend to be better at day to day cooking.

altalt: Phil the greek, legend that he is.

I hope you mean kill rather than shag...

A sore throat and pity
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Name one area of life where the top practitioner ISN'T a man?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:04, Reply)

child birth

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:05, Reply)

that's just biology.
try again.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:06, Reply)

being fucking bitches?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)

biology

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)

I quote "one area of life"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)

If men could give birth we'd be better at it than women.
same goes for motherhood and bra modelling.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:09, Reply)

most countries have been or are run by men
and the world is in great shape for it. no wars, no conflict, no starving people, no young men desperate to go and blow the arseholes out of other people...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:11, Reply)

it was never going to be any other way.
birds ain't hard enough. men say what goes and what don't go.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)

ive blown the arsehole out of a few women

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)

You must be fucking joking.
If women were running all the biggest nations in the world we'd all be back in the fucking stone age by now.

"But I was on my blobs and she said something horrid and wahwahwah so I launched a pre-emptive nuclear strike. But it was her fault though."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:16, Reply)

this is nothing more than assumption
there is plenty of bloody evidence that men shouldn't be allowed within a hundred square miles of government.

or religion.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Of course it is, silly.
No one's actually going to give them all a chance to see how big a fucking mess they can make of it.

*rolls eyes*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Doesnt matter does it
You asked for one area of life... you didn't come in with your draconian limitations until after the fact...

Typical man changing the rules after being proven wrong... *humphs*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Running a country during the 80's

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Reagan was better.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Now come on
Really... I mean... REALLY... The Monkey actor I don't think so,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Did you see what Reagan did in the US. He transformed it. Bit like Maggie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Actually I'm going to defend old Ronnie here
Whether he meant to or not, he helped to bring about the end of the cold war.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:21, Reply)

I am going to go with "or not"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Entirely possible, but the results are the same

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:34, Reply)

My point was really that the monoped could have picked just about any other world leader and I wouldnt have argued

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:36, Reply)

the two best monarchs this country has ever had
were elizabeth the first and victoria.

FACTS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Newsflash petal. Monarchs don't actually fucking do anything.
Prime Ministers do all the hard bits. We've only had one female one and even now, 20+ years later, she's viewed with 'mixed' emotions - and that's being fucking generous.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:23, Reply)

I was at a mining museum in Northumberland at the weekend
In there they had a massive picture of her. I was shocked it hadn't been set on fire
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Was it laminated?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:29, Reply)

sexhy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:30, Reply)

i can see why they don't bother teaching history in scotland
it'd be a pretty short lesson. "gave in and accepted handouts from the english, the end".

but that's not quite how it was in other countries, dear.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:26, Reply)

I think we've already covered my nationality in numerous other threads
So your obsession with me is slightly concerning.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:28, Reply)

she's "shambo'ing" you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:30, Reply)

She's not terribly good at it though, is she?
She eats ice cream with a fork, FFS.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Both "presided" over industrious MEN that made things happen.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:23, Reply)

gash
both didn't have boiling balls full of testosterone that made them want to show off and FIGHT THINGS and spend all the country's money on it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)

yeah you can have an opinion when you can carry your own shopping bags love

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:27, Reply)

haha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Laziness and inability are two different things
Besides it's good for your arm muscles
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:36, Reply)

I do hope you're trolling
Cos if you're not then YAAFI.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Here, have some more free prescriptions
We don't mind paying for you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:36, Reply)

I'm in perfectly good health, thank you.
That's another little fact that you can add to your spreadsheet. And to think that you used to criticise Rory for this...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:48, Reply)

bra modelling

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Lesbionic fisting

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:23, Reply)

like a glove

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Glove Shack Babee

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:34, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:35, Reply)

You're one of these vegis, do you make vegi burgers much, or just buy the premade stuff?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)

yeah because thats all vegetarians eat, that and nut roast

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:15, Reply)

I think they eat more than those frog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:20, Reply)

duurrrr yeah i was being 'ironic'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:21, Reply)

i hate things that try to taste like meat
so i like veggie crumbles and bakes, but not horrible vegetarian sausages and burgers.

something something roast your nuts something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Even SNAKE?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Our chef wants to extend the vegi menu. Present one is a bit limited.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Why not extend it up your arse and stfu

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:36, Reply)

if he is any good as a chef
He should be able to very easily rustle up vegi burgers, I would suggest that once the first service has been done reuse the left over veg, you can make great burgers/ crumbles etc from essentially bubble and squeak
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:38, Reply)

I'd be concerned about a 'chef' that couldn't manage to rustle up a few different vegi dishes and needed to go to an inexperienced 'landlord' for assistance

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:39, Reply)

I guess he is a "little" chef
ahahahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:42, Reply)

In which case I'd imagine there will be a lot of 'battered' food

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Lots of carnivores also like veggie options
Sounds good to me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:41, Reply)

NO WE FUCKING DONT

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:44, Reply)

^ this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:48, Reply)

No
No they dont
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:44, Reply)

^and this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:48, Reply)

YES WE DO

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:45, Reply)

^but not that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Looks like someone still wants to "get some"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Don't be Daft, Punk.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Horseshit
Which coincidentally, is probably one of your veggie options.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Do a veggie mixed grill
It's the same as the traditional mixed grill, but with added lies.

Those food wrongs will be too weak to argue with you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:52, Reply)

You tell 'em.
Meat and meat substitute is VILE and DISGUSTING!!!
Eating the flesh of an animal is HORRIFIC!!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Just because nobody would ever put your flesh in their mouth
Actually, Monty knows a man who might...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:44, Reply)

£3.50 guv
recession hitting hard still
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Have I mentioned the time a close personal friend borrowed £250.00 for a school uniform for his child and never paid me back?

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:39, Reply)

It would probably have been cheaper for him to borrow one of your jackets for her.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:43, Reply)

haha!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Common people are generally thick.
Actually, this is probably because those children who come from 'deprived' areas don't tend to have the access to educational resources, or parents who are interested in helping them learn, and all that other cliché bollocks.

My hand-wringing liberal tendencies do not sit well with my intellectual snobbery.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:42, Reply)

yet you choose to live in Weston Super Mare.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Only because that's where mr b3th was.
If he lived in London, I'd have chosen that. My fault for taking up with a Kent loser, I suppose.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:47, Reply)

WSM isn't in Kent.
You geography spaz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Herne Bay is
and that's where he's from.

I mean, only someone from Kent would think that Weston was an exotic place to move to.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:51, Reply)

IMMA CALL ZING

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:52, Reply)

See if he fancies a pint, not seen Zing in ages.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Herne Bay is actually quite nice. Mind you, I thought Weston was nice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:54, Reply)

At least Weston has sand on its beach.
And an actual pier.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:57, Reply)

And mud.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:58, Reply)

MODS!!!! BULLYING!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:51, Reply)

None of my prejudices are secret. More yet to be discovered.
Black people love fried chicken
Philip
Bruce Forsythe. hell, I'd do it for free.
Sri Lankan style curry
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:53, Reply)