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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dash way dat, time for a brand new thread
It’s Def Jam recordingsTM 30th anniversary
www.defjam.com/def-jam-recordings-celebrates-historic-30th-anniversary/
I know you all have a favourite Def Jam tune you want to share, so drop it like it hot yo.
Alt: I may as well let the cat out of the bag, I left my wife exactly 2 months ago today
I’ve only trusted Battered and Jeffski with this information on here* so point and laugh or whatever I’m big enough to handle it
*Thanks Jeff and Batts for keeping things on a down low till I decided to announce it myself
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:03, 294 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
It’s Def Jam recordingsTM 30th anniversary
www.defjam.com/def-jam-recordings-celebrates-historic-30th-anniversary/
I know you all have a favourite Def Jam tune you want to share, so drop it like it hot yo.
Alt: I may as well let the cat out of the bag, I left my wife exactly 2 months ago today
I’ve only trusted Battered and Jeffski with this information on here* so point and laugh or whatever I’m big enough to handle it
*Thanks Jeff and Batts for keeping things on a down low till I decided to announce it myself
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:03, 294 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Imma gonna dash this one on for Mince
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDPk6OQkpeI
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:07, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDPk6OQkpeI
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:07, Reply)
Sort of picked up on that fact dude. You were brave to come out regarding your sexuality. Hugs xx
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:11, Reply)
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Shush, you damn fool
I'll have all the benders trying to gaz me :(
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:13, Reply)
I'll have all the benders trying to gaz me :(
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:13, Reply)
That's solid gone Bro
If and when I get my arse to that London town I'll just buy you a brand new one, is that acceptable?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:17, Reply)
If and when I get my arse to that London town I'll just buy you a brand new one, is that acceptable?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:17, Reply)
Warren G - Regulate one of my teenage favourites
youtu.be/1plPyJdXKIY
Alt: Sorry about that, hope you're alright mate #brosB4hoes
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:13, Reply)
youtu.be/1plPyJdXKIY
Alt: Sorry about that, hope you're alright mate #brosB4hoes
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:13, Reply)
Nahhh been on the cards for the last three years, just been waiting for the little man to leave school
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:15, Reply)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:15, Reply)
I left school in 1989.
*makes short comment before someone else does*
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:16, Reply)
*makes short comment before someone else does*
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:16, Reply)
DAmn man, what is it with this place and devorcing, it's like an occupational hazard.
All the others said no, but I figure you don't ask - you don't get.... your ex, is she on the rebound yet?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:21, Reply)
All the others said no, but I figure you don't ask - you don't get.... your ex, is she on the rebound yet?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:21, Reply)
Be my guest Gonz....get this she's probably one of he best chefs in Nottingham to boot
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:25, Reply)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:25, Reply)
Hah, thanks. Wow, the best chef in Nottingham and one of the best in London. That's a mix that'll go well.
For fo'real, I hope it goes smoothly / isn't too hard on you.
What happened to Battered? Last I saw he was pissed at 11am confesing something about his career being a sham. Not that I care, I just love a bit of goss.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:33, Reply)
For fo'real, I hope it goes smoothly / isn't too hard on you.
What happened to Battered? Last I saw he was pissed at 11am confesing something about his career being a sham. Not that I care, I just love a bit of goss.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:33, Reply)
Well since he got that role in the new X-men movie as Dr Boliver Trask
He's no longer content with mixing with us nobodys TRUFAX
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:41, Reply)
He's no longer content with mixing with us nobodys TRUFAX
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:41, Reply)
It's a shame they never casted Krang in the new Turtles film, he could do that one.
[not sure if Krang is in the new movie, and for the record I had to google "Turtles brain creature".
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:49, Reply)
[not sure if Krang is in the new movie, and for the record I had to google "Turtles brain creature".
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:49, Reply)
-Splitting up with the first wife was pretty crazy, we were hardly married, thank fuck breeding never happened.
You together long? I love it that OT has become all touchy feely.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:34, Reply)
You together long? I love it that OT has become all touchy feely.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:34, Reply)
FUCK YOU*
Yeah almost 20 years
*Sorry didn't want this to be HSH thread
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:35, Reply)
Yeah almost 20 years
*Sorry didn't want this to be HSH thread
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:35, Reply)
Was this before or after you got your prescription pad? Because that's likely to make someone very attractive in a lot of people's eyes.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:49, Reply)
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Ahh, but if she's working for phama, then she would lack veriaty.
I found out my paedo-gastro got struck off a good few years ago because he was Andrew Wakefield's partner; but they over-turned the desision, which I was please about 'cus he saved my life more than once... but then found out he wants to carry on Wakefield's work.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:07, Reply)
I found out my paedo-gastro got struck off a good few years ago because he was Andrew Wakefield's partner; but they over-turned the desision, which I was please about 'cus he saved my life more than once... but then found out he wants to carry on Wakefield's work.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:07, Reply)
That guy was a prick. What med probs do you have? Gaz me if you want.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:11, Reply)
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I got a theory about Americans, that a lot of them are into alt medicines because medical care is so expensive there...
... and the biggest trouble was that Wakefield gave the anti-vaccination lot a bit of pesudo-science to justify such a position.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:15, Reply)
... and the biggest trouble was that Wakefield gave the anti-vaccination lot a bit of pesudo-science to justify such a position.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:15, Reply)
EEK just read the leaving the wife thing!
Sorry to hear. No sneering from me...
fucking your ex didn't help mind
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:45, Reply)
Sorry to hear. No sneering from me...
fucking your ex didn't help mind
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:45, Reply)
Alt: she was never good enough for you, man, you're better off with your ex
Hey you should come up with an amusing nickname for her.
Try combining a body part with a swear: for example shitlegs
I think it's all covered in the faq under 'How do I fucking swear about my ex'
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:09, Reply)
Hey you should come up with an amusing nickname for her.
Try combining a body part with a swear: for example shitlegs
I think it's all covered in the faq under 'How do I fucking swear about my ex'
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:09, Reply)
I figured when you were talking about the home office thing
:( but also sounds to be for the best.
For her....!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:14, Reply)
:( but also sounds to be for the best.
For her....!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:14, Reply)
Can you begin to imagine what it would be like to be married to a tedious prick like harters?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:15, Reply)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:15, Reply)
We have a function room, suitable for weddings and funerals. Sandwich buffet, catering for vegwrongs too!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:20, Reply)
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Daddy is going to have to pay for a lot more than the back room of some shitty pub
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:21, Reply)
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To ensure you are safely in the ground and unable to impregnate his daughter
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:23, Reply)
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I might actually host a b4sh here, next year. Just need to make it a secret one.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:26, Reply)
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I'll put it on /calendar, and risk /talk and /links may find out.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:38, Reply)
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I know how this song ends, a cat turns up and eats the wedding party
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:49, Reply)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:49, Reply)
Jesus Christ doc I hope your medical skillz weren't as out of date as that revelation.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:45, Reply)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:45, Reply)
Genuinely sorry to hear that it's not good when any relationship breaks down
Was it because you are the exception to the black male stereotype
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:02, Reply)
Was it because you are the exception to the black male stereotype
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:02, Reply)
Sad times dude
I personally liked that it started out seeming that I was in some way nice
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:08, Reply)
I personally liked that it started out seeming that I was in some way nice
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Oh nice, maybe a bit of your 'friends box set' afterwards, you big fannybaws
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:09, Reply)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:09, Reply)
You wouldn't though, because you want to watch your 'friends box set' and you're all excited about Russ and Margery or whatever
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:13, Reply)
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Also thanks to whomever the dwarf told in confidence for keeping it to themselves.
Brave decision, Harters. Hope you feel better for it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:16, Reply)
Brave decision, Harters. Hope you feel better for it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:16, Reply)
Well I was thinking............you know.......he ain't got long left now..........ME AND YOU?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:18, Reply)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Is stunned poster a gay now?
I can't keep up with all your escapades on here
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:29, Reply)
I can't keep up with all your escapades on here
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:29, Reply)
References the greatest cartoon and cartoon song ever
The cat came back
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:57, Reply)
The cat came back
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:57, Reply)
Well I expected much more piss taking
You lot just ain't putting the effort nowadays
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:43, Reply)
You lot just ain't putting the effort nowadays
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:43, Reply)
divorce is an everyday event on here
but if you so much as query chipolatas, god help you
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:44, Reply)
but if you so much as query chipolatas, god help you
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:44, Reply)
It will be a slow burner
Then in three months time blammo lol single and dickless whammo.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:46, Reply)
Then in three months time blammo lol single and dickless whammo.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:46, Reply)
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