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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dash way dat, time for a brand new thread
It’s Def Jam recordingsTM 30th anniversary
www.defjam.com/def-jam-recordings-celebrates-historic-30th-anniversary/
I know you all have a favourite Def Jam tune you want to share, so drop it like it hot yo.

Alt: I may as well let the cat out of the bag, I left my wife exactly 2 months ago today
I’ve only trusted Battered and Jeffski with this information on here* so point and laugh or whatever I’m big enough to handle it

*Thanks Jeff and Batts for keeping things on a down low till I decided to announce it myself
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:03, 294 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Imma gonna dash this one on for Mince
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDPk6OQkpeI
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:07, Reply)
HEY, I KNOW SOME OF THEM!
Rihanna ftw
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:09, Reply)
I remember liking Foxy Brown for a bit too but she's a cunt now

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:10, Reply)
Bitches be tripping yo

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:10, Reply)
Sort of picked up on that fact dude. You were brave to come out regarding your sexuality. Hugs xx

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:11, Reply)
Shush, you damn fool
I'll have all the benders trying to gaz me :(
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:13, Reply)
.
www.gaydar.net/
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:14, Reply)
She's better off without you, you cheating black bastard.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:12, Reply)
Shut up before I mug you again

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Where's my gin?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:15, Reply)
That's solid gone Bro
If and when I get my arse to that London town I'll just buy you a brand new one, is that acceptable?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:17, Reply)
I suppose so.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:18, Reply)
Warren G - Regulate one of my teenage favourites
youtu.be/1plPyJdXKIY

Alt: Sorry about that, hope you're alright mate #brosB4hoes
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:13, Reply)
Nahhh been on the cards for the last three years, just been waiting for the little man to leave school

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:15, Reply)
So did you smash one up your ex or what?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:16, Reply)
I left school in 1989.
*makes short comment before someone else does*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:16, Reply)
You still have the number for your ex, right?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:16, Reply)
She's Ex Directory
Teehee
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:17, Reply)


(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:17, Reply)
CSB

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:20, Reply)

TSB
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:23, Reply)
DAmn man, what is it with this place and devorcing, it's like an occupational hazard.
All the others said no, but I figure you don't ask - you don't get.... your ex, is she on the rebound yet?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:21, Reply)
Be my guest Gonz....get this she's probably one of he best chefs in Nottingham to boot

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:25, Reply)
Hah, thanks. Wow, the best chef in Nottingham and one of the best in London. That's a mix that'll go well.
For fo'real, I hope it goes smoothly / isn't too hard on you.

What happened to Battered? Last I saw he was pissed at 11am confesing something about his career being a sham. Not that I care, I just love a bit of goss.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:33, Reply)
Well since he got that role in the new X-men movie as Dr Boliver Trask
He's no longer content with mixing with us nobodys TRUFAX
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:41, Reply)
It's a shame they never casted Krang in the new Turtles film, he could do that one.
[not sure if Krang is in the new movie, and for the record I had to google "Turtles brain creature".
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:49, Reply)
i have jam
it's strawberry and on toast
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:28, Reply)
You hipster pricks and YOUN new fad foods

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:30, Reply)
jam on toast is so ten minutes ago
I'm on a mug of tea now
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:32, Reply)
Good tea, best drink going. Except Patron obvs.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:35, Reply)
what?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:38, Reply)
Patron is some sort of a meme here.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:39, Reply)
The only African-Thunderian :(

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:54, Reply)
-Splitting up with the first wife was pretty crazy, we were hardly married, thank fuck breeding never happened.
You together long? I love it that OT has become all touchy feely.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:34, Reply)
FUCK YOU*
Yeah almost 20 years
*Sorry didn't want this to be HSH thread
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:35, Reply)
Hope it works man.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:39, Reply)
IT WORKS

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:42, Reply)
Good lad.
*playfully punches shoulder*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:43, Reply)
Was this before or after you got your prescription pad? Because that's likely to make someone very attractive in a lot of people's eyes.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:49, Reply)
Best Tablet Pad EVAH

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:53, Reply)
Before, still at med school.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Damn, if only she held out.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:01, Reply)
She's in the med business herself mate.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:03, Reply)
Ahh, but if she's working for phama, then she would lack veriaty.
I found out my paedo-gastro got struck off a good few years ago because he was Andrew Wakefield's partner; but they over-turned the desision, which I was please about 'cus he saved my life more than once... but then found out he wants to carry on Wakefield's work.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:07, Reply)
That guy was a prick. What med probs do you have? Gaz me if you want.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:11, Reply)
I got a theory about Americans, that a lot of them are into alt medicines because medical care is so expensive there...
... and the biggest trouble was that Wakefield gave the anti-vaccination lot a bit of pesudo-science to justify such a position.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:15, Reply)
He wasn't even pseudo science, the guy was a loon.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:17, Reply)
Totally, but he sounded good the layman.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:24, Reply)
The best loons do :((

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:27, Reply)
I'm actually a catch.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:57, Reply)
EEK just read the leaving the wife thing!
Sorry to hear. No sneering from me...


fucking your ex didn't help mind
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:45, Reply)


+ Up the dirbox

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:46, Reply)
best robbie williams etc

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:55, Reply)
RIP Mork

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:59, Reply)
you're in luck m8 millets have 25% off

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:03, Reply)
Na nooo nooo etc.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:04, Reply)
Fanks Jaysum

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:49, Reply)
Alt: she was never good enough for you, man, you're better off with your ex
Hey you should come up with an amusing nickname for her.
Try combining a body part with a swear: for example shitlegs
I think it's all covered in the faq under 'How do I fucking swear about my ex'
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:09, Reply)
^TGGI^

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:11, Reply)
I figured when you were talking about the home office thing
:( but also sounds to be for the best.

For her....!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:14, Reply)
Can you begin to imagine what it would be like to be married to a tedious prick like harters?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:15, Reply)
*looks at frog*
Er, no...
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:16, Reply)
We have a function room, suitable for weddings and funerals. Sandwich buffet, catering for vegwrongs too!

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:20, Reply)
Good I might die soon \o/

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:20, Reply)
Daddy is going to have to pay for a lot more than the back room of some shitty pub

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:21, Reply)
Why would he pay for my funeral?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:22, Reply)
To ensure you are safely in the ground and unable to impregnate his daughter

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:23, Reply)
Fair enuff

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:24, Reply)
He'll probably only cough up for half a coffin.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:24, Reply)
When he finds out you've knocked her up

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:24, Reply)
Shotguns and bridge closures abound

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:28, Reply)
I might actually host a b4sh here, next year. Just need to make it a secret one.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:26, Reply)
Just make sure you only invite the cool people yeah?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:28, Reply)
Who are the cool people? apart from Inuits?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:29, Reply)
You can bring your ex m8

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:31, Reply)
Wait am I COOL?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:32, Reply)
As a cucu dude.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:35, Reply)
YESSSSSSSSSSSS

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:47, Reply)
Perhaps you'll find out at SBT's pub bash...

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:32, Reply)
frog and hare so far, wanna come?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:34, Reply)
monty and batts too of course

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:34, Reply)
Invite Dozer and Gonz so I can be taller than someone

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:35, Reply)
If CQ and Chompy ain't going it's no party at all

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:36, Reply)
I'll put it on /calendar, and risk /talk and /links may find out.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:38, Reply)

/talk and /links Emvee
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Your missus could invite her /links m8s

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:51, Reply)
I know how this song ends, a cat turns up and eats the wedding party

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:49, Reply)
Feel free to arrange it on my private forum

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:28, Reply)
*winks*

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:30, Reply)
*barely perceptible nod*

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:31, Reply)
*scratches left lobe thrice widdershins*

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:33, Reply)
:(

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:17, Reply)
I ddidn't know they signed Slayer.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:43, Reply)
Jesus Christ doc I hope your medical skillz weren't as out of date as that revelation.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:45, Reply)
Not my sort of music I'm afraid.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:53, Reply)
Genuinely sorry to hear that it's not good when any relationship breaks down
Was it because you are the exception to the black male stereotype
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:02, Reply)
I might not have been Black Enough for her :(

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:03, Reply)
Sad times dude
I personally liked that it started out seeming that I was in some way nice
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Mary's Tiramisu Cake!!

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:05, Reply)
eh?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:06, Reply)
British Bake Off, mate.
I've no interest in your bloo blooing.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Oh nice, maybe a bit of your 'friends box set' afterwards, you big fannybaws

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:09, Reply)
You're just lucky you can outrun the big bastard

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:11, Reply)
You coming out Saturday?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:12, Reply)
He came out already didn't you see that bit

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Sozz No I've got a birthday party to attend to in Nottingham

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Mebbeh.
Or I could come round there and knock you the fuck out.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:11, Reply)
Momma said knock him out

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:12, Reply)
You wouldn't though, because you want to watch your 'friends box set' and you're all excited about Russ and Margery or whatever

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:13, Reply)
As if
It's north of the river and we wouldn't let you in
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:15, Reply)
Hammersmith is on the river si I should be OK

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:16, Reply)
It's code for bum rape me now

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Ain't it always?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:12, Reply)
And that your honour is what happened

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:13, Reply)
It was a fucking travesty!
Melt the internet!!!!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Also thanks to whomever the dwarf told in confidence for keeping it to themselves.
Brave decision, Harters. Hope you feel better for it.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:16, Reply)
Well I was thinking............you know.......he ain't got long left now..........ME AND YOU?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:18, Reply)
I'll add your name to the list.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:20, Reply)
Fucking flirt

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:20, Reply)
Take a number,dude.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:20, Reply)
8

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:21, Reply)
Imma 1 thru 7

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Bum rushed the babe

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:25, Reply)
+0

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Baked Alaska.
Mmmmmmmm.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:20, Reply)
Turn it off now
or you'll be crying all night.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:21, Reply)
I AM on my mensies

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:23, Reply)
Is stunned poster a gay now?
I can't keep up with all your escapades on here
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:29, Reply)
Now?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:31, Reply)
I thought he was just being friendly when he kept touching me

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Show me on the doll

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:39, Reply)
here, here...


...and here
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Bit like when "Father pasted the parlour"

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:44, Reply)
And here and here and here and especially here etc etc

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:44, Reply)
He's a tricky one no doubt

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:40, Reply)
H8terz keep on h8ting.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35, Reply)
stay strong girlfriend x

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:37, Reply)
I'm stuck in rut
I feel love but only lash out
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:37, Reply)
'Member when you had a 'nice salad'? 'Member?
That was well bent
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:45, Reply)
You want to toss my salad?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:48, Reply)
I can't say I haven't thought about it.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Everyday.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Well, it's easier to find than your penis

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Well really!

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:51, Reply)
That's usually located in the nearest child in his vicinity.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:51, Reply)
We never did find out why that cat ran away, either...

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:54, Reply)
She's back acksherly!

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Well, I hope you've stopped molesting it now.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:57, Reply)
References the greatest cartoon and cartoon song ever
The cat came back
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:57, Reply)
Well I expected much more piss taking
You lot just ain't putting the effort nowadays
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Yeah.
You should probably just leave us, to be honest.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:44, Reply)
DMAAKM?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Is the whining old singleton still here?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:45, Reply)
No whiskey chat

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:46, Reply)
Yeah NEEDY bastard

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:47, Reply)
I'll be there for you.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:44, Reply)
*clapclapclapclap*

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:46, Reply)
divorce is an everyday event on here
but if you so much as query chipolatas, god help you
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Alright DBT

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:46, Reply)
It will be a slow burner
Then in three months time blammo lol single and dickless whammo.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:46, Reply)
just say no!

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:47, Reply)
She did hence him being single and dickless

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:48, Reply)

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