hypothetical question
You've drunk - for example - a bottle of Blaxland Shiraz and it's not yet 9. If you nip down t'offlicence, what do you get?

Assume it's a magic offlicence that sells everything.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:44, 10 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Can of spray paint and a black bag

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:46, Reply)

I'm sensing a theme here

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:47, Reply)

Let's add the proviso that you're not addicted to solvent huffing, yeah?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:48, Reply)

19 sovereign

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:48, Reply)

and a pritt stick

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:48, Reply)

8 Ace

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:54, Reply)

23 skidoo

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:58, Reply)

liquid liquid

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:30, Reply)

17 hanger

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:32, Reply)

esg

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:35, Reply)

dunno what that is

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Lambrini

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:49, Reply)

fuck off

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:50, Reply)

4 cans of oranjeboom
Or a 3 litre bottle of super bock
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:50, Reply)

trichloromethane

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Black Tower.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Blue nun

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Hirondelle

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:53, Reply)

my kind of porn

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:53, Reply)

auto asphyxiation + religious costumes FTW

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:59, Reply)

'tightening the vicar's collar'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Trepanning can really chill you out and with great visuals
You don't even need to go to the shop if you already have a power-drill at home.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:52, Reply)

Finally we're getting some interesting ideas on the table

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:54, Reply)

That can sometimes happen if you're not careful.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:55, Reply)

frangelico

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:57, Reply)

the best cenobite

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:09, Reply)

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:22, Reply)