morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 7:46, 110 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

shove it up your cunt, dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 7:59, Reply)

fuck off

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:02, Reply)

prick

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:02, Reply)

up yours, dickface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:04, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:06, Reply)

that's by indcsn, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:37, Reply)

wanker

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:07, Reply)

morning, angel
and what a splendid morning it is with you in the world
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:11, Reply)

You're doing it wrong
You arse
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:16, Reply)

I'm sorry that you feel that way but it won't stop me from loving you and all the rest of God's wonderful children

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:19, Reply)

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:23, Reply)

fuck off

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:27, Reply)

Only eleven and a half days of work remain this year!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:29, Reply)

Four day week this week

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:29, Reply)

Three for me, I win.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:31, Reply)

Why? Where are you going?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:32, Reply)

I shall be celebrating my son's birthday on one of the days and breaking bread and cheese and sharing wine with my good friends and work colleagues to celebrate Christmas on another.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:35, Reply)

I'm going to Spain for a piss up. I win.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:36, Reply)

Er I don't think so - I get to sit in a pub all afternoon with people who I would never normally choose to go to the pub with.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:38, Reply)

Woah hang on there buddy, I have to endure three days abroad with my colleagues who I'm reasonable happy having a pint during work time with and the odd evening out but choose never to socialise with outside these boundaries.
Boy, I hope we get to talk about birds and football all weekend!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:41, Reply)

I hope you don't end up standing there watching awkwardly as one of them gets pegged by his missus.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:43, Reply)

It's okay no women come with us so a load of forty something men can leer at women and talk about going somewhere where there are some but not talk to any when they are rounded up and corralled in some frightful bar serving blue drinks

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:46, Reply)

haha anal sex!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:47, Reply)

"Wizbit's GangBang" was a slow seller.....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:55, Reply)

AND THE VERY WARMEST OF GREETINGS TO YOU
GOD BLESS US ONE AND ALL
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:27, Reply)

^True spirit of Christmas right here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:30, Reply)

up yours, dickface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:27, Reply)

Jesus loves you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:30, Reply)

bollocks

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:28, Reply)

Glad tidings I bring, to you and your kin.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:32, Reply)

may the fleas of a thousand dogs infest your armpits

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:44, Reply)

I don't think they are playing this year

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:44, Reply)

Shit, I totally forgot to open my advent calendar
I'm chocodeficient
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:37, Reply)

ahaha 'chocahol'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:38, Reply)

I'll be honest Darth, most of us thought you had topped yourself

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:39, Reply)

Thought?
Or prayed, daily, to a variety of deities and icons?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:40, Reply)

To be honest I'd forgotten that you even used to post here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:42, Reply)

I'm like The Silence of OT
Except not as sexy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:54, Reply)

So yeah, this is about the speed of the board now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:18, Reply)

I'm just glad he's stopped referencing his superhawt girlfriend and how he was forever punching above his weight. I can't help but wonder why that is.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)

COMMENCE STRIKETHROUGH CHOCO END STRIKETHROUGH
+ IMMUNO
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:43, Reply)

co
ficient
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:45, Reply)

Me too
although I didn't forget I just couldn't eat anything this morning due to throat aids
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:46, Reply)

Have you been KISSING TOO MANY BOYS?
Cos that's how I got it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Naw, too much cock chugging

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:55, Reply)

*envies*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:59, Reply)

Is it really?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:40, Reply)

According to my daughter, no. It is still bedtime.
I agree with her.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:45, Reply)

it must certainly and blessedly is
Praise God for His new dawn
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:46, Reply)

Praise Him
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:49, Reply)

hello the internet

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:45, Reply)

Good bless you, interneteer

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:48, Reply)

Good bless us everyone

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:49, Reply)

It is.

( Kroney, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Hello hello.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:07, Reply)

It's good to be back, it's good to be back

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:09, Reply)

no it isn't you idiot

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Yeah it is.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Well since you put it that way I supose it is, but that other guy is still an idiot

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I agree, what a prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)

okay, well, might as well do some work now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Let's do lunch, yeah?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Sure, back about 12 ish

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:21, Reply)

i keep reading that sig to the tune of the tingtings
i wish i didn't
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Hello?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)

MERRY CHRIMBLEBAJIMBLES, WINDYPOPS!

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:51, Reply)

like other people say on talk, yeah?
YEAH!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:53, Reply)

^ visibly upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:14, Reply)

YEAH
I'LL BE DELETING THINGS AND IGNORING YOU LIKE A LITTLE PUSSY NEXT!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Please feel free to 2.0 me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:20, Reply)

you'd die of the pain

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:28, Reply)

you'd die of the vin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:35, Reply)

vin??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:40, Reply)

boursin?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:07, Reply)

lol

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Morning Y'all
and isn't great to be alive on this fine December morning.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Praise the Lord Jesus for blessing us with the gift of mortality and the chance of eternal redemption!

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:02, Reply)

May Xenu infuse your spirit with the souls of 1000 thetans

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:07, Reply)

No, just having an angry swan!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Strike!

Pirate
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:30, Reply)

And what a glorious morning it is too !
How are you, how's the family? That problem sorted itself out? Lovely.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)

We watched The Terminator at the weekend.
I'd forgotten what fun it is, and ace tech/80's noir.

I'm feeling remarkably unhateful today - I hope I'm not coming down with something.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)

I saw the first hobbit film
it was such a ton of wank
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:05, Reply)

it's a great film

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:07, Reply)

it's an excellent festive season movie
up there with Die Hard and the better Bonds
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:32, Reply)

I watched The World is Not Enough at the weekend
It's very bad
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:41, Reply)

it's a sad day indeed when a Morning thread from Dozer is still going three hours later :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)

At least it catches those who don't start work until 11am

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)

That's kinda my point :(
Thought we'd be over this shit by now
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Gonz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Bit slow today

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:31, Reply)

speak for yourself love
ahahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Oh HO
this fucking guy!
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:35, Reply)

It was very funny wasnt it?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:35, Reply)

I've LITERALLY pissed myself
I smell bad :(
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Sad timez

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:44, Reply)

It's Christmas. There's no hurry. Have a mince pie and some Armagnac

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Would you rather be well busy but stressed as fuck in your job
or quiet, but bored?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I dont really get stressed
but would rather be busy (as an aside the amount of times I type busty instead of busy is rather telling)

A few years ago my missus worked for a uni in admin and was getting a pretty decent wage, and she wold spend half the time watching films online due to being able to do her job in about 2 days of actual work. When she changed careers she was really looking forward to some taxing work and being busy etc. at the time I pointed out what a fucking doss of a job she had and she shouldn't knock and now she gets stressed by the amount of work she has to do.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)