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LUNCH!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:19, 143 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Peppered mackerel and fresh green veg.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)
Awww ...
I was really enjoying lots of dull old men talking about how music was much better in the 60s.

Oh well. A couple of Greggs sausage rolls I guess.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)
Veggie Sausages?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:23, Reply)
nah m8, I've sacked off the whole quendertarian thing innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:29, Reply)
wrong dozer
this is the one that fucks kids
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:31, Reply)
only sexy kids though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:32, Reply)
The mrs didn't have time to coddle me today, so it's a wrap from the Spar.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:23, Reply)
^ That's a wrap!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:24, Reply)
I'm going to make her feel really guilty about it
so she makes sure to make me a nice fucking lunch on Monday, the inconsiderate bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:25, Reply)
Maybe she'll cook you a nice dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:26, Reply)
Withhold conjugal rights from her too, that'll show her.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)
I already do.
I'm well frigid.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:30, Reply)
If its any consolation
she is currently coddling a long queue of other men.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:28, Reply)
Nah, she's a minger.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:31, Reply)
Afternoon jeff.
Pork pie, pickles and cheese.What are you nomming?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:23, Reply)
Might go to Shake, Wrap and Roll.
Spicy chicken, onion bhaji and salad wrap.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:25, Reply)
Are you allowed to punch them in the face after ordering for naming the establishment is such a shitty cunt manner

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:29, Reply)
Yes. They encourage it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:30, Reply)
There's a 'So' opening up round here.
I mean really, for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:32, Reply)
so? SO WHAT?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:33, Reply)
The windows are all covered up so you can't see the fitters working.
But it has phrases on the boarding like 'So coffee', 'So Lunch' and it makes me want to kick something until it breaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)
So?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
SO GO FUCK YOURSELF YEAH?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:38, Reply)
So you're ANGRY?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)
I see they do the confectionary milkshakes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:29, Reply)
Where do you see that?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:31, Reply)
The website, I've never heard of them before, so I 'googled' the name.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:33, Reply)
The one in Brizzle doesn't seem to suggest it does milkshakes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:34, Reply)
so it's just wrap and rolls?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Just wraps I think.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)
Yeah, this one is Essex. Bit far to go.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)
Tempted to go for a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:25, Reply)
somebody mentioned KEBAB on The Facebook so I got the KEBAB hungers and then I got a KEBAB and now I have the KEBAB sweats

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:29, Reply)
We have no kebab shop here. Cunts.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:34, Reply)
You should open one.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:35, Reply)
There are plenty of takeaways, just no kebabs.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:43, Reply)
that's fucking tragedy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:35, Reply)
I hold my tears back wp.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)
It's quite easy to make donner meat in a slow cooker or oven.
Perhaps you could add it to your menu.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)
Doctor Best Mangal

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
fuck ... isn't that against the Geneva Convention or summat?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Nothing probably, Fish and Chips tonight \o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:33, Reply)
get a battered sausage and a pickled egg

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:34, Reply)
+ whilst waiting for your main order

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:35, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)
+small chips

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)
Cod and chips, whitebait, mushy peas. Ketchup and lager.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)
Get a can of Rio.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
Not on the menu, they do something called an 'orange jigger' though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)
Get drunk before you go, complain that they don't sell Rio.
And then put their windows in.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
The sell sherry too. I might have a sherry.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)
Like he did on Monday night.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)
It was fine, I had my wifebeater didn't i

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)
Did he smash some back doors in?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:43, Reply)
Got pissed up and was swearing at the top of his lungs
in front of all the muzzas.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:47, Reply)
That's okay, cracking sense of humour those lads.
They love a bit of banter.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
They love a bit of FUCKING banter, the CUNTS!
You mean.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
Innit.
Je Suis BANTS
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)
They are all equally culpable for the crimes of their kind and someone needed to tell them.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)
I usually get a white pudding on the side with whatever I'm ordering.
Or a king rib (which is like a mc rib, but nicer and battered).
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
No wonder life expectancy in Scotland is 59.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
nobody I went to university with had grandparents
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)
hahahahahahahaha!
for reals?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
pretty much
Glasgow lived off chips and fags and irn bru
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)
I still had three great grandmothers alive ... I was like some sort of incomprehensible god

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)
In others words all the females in your family get kocked up at 14 round the back of "Chicken Cottage"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:59, Reply)
pretty much
Although that's prolly not why they lived into their 90s

That's all down to a diet of pies and mild
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:01, Reply)
keyword: birmingham

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
All Muzzers aren't they?
10th generation
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)
that's not in Scotland, pet

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:05, Reply)
Battered white pudding is the bollocks!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)
is it?
I always thought it was mostly fat and cereal.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:55, Reply)
^tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:55, Reply)
I had that last night, with irish curry, like a total foodwrong

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
You have everything with curry

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
Ha! Im beginning to notice!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
seen this??
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/jan/16/cucumber-banana-tofu-russell-t-davies-review
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
yeah, Im gonna watch it.
Queer as Folk is still a great drama.
The Americans bastardised it, like they do with everything British.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
what i want to know is, right, why we got asked by a script dude at sky if we could "tone down the bisexual male character as the british public doesn't like it"
when that is so clearly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:51, Reply)
Look, we've only just starting coming around to the idea of benders on our tellies, we're not ready for these weirdo, want it all, fence-sitters.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)
the bbc's comments on female-led programmes were even worse
IT'S NOT 1932 YOU PILLOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)
Telly wasn't around in 1932?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:55, Reply)
It was

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:01, Reply)
BBC television was established in 1932.
I hope you don't think that they just started to broadcast on the offchance that someone would invent something to fucking watch it on?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:13, Reply)
everybody loves fencefucking

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)
banned now
en a
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:04, Reply)
it's because most straight people find screaming camp queens like gayson fucking annoying and completely alien in terms of a relatable character HTH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:56, Reply)
what is irish curry?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)
mashed potato

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)
ahhhhh




bisto
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:43, Reply)
he's making stuff up now.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)
Just like normal curry but different spices.
I dunno, ask the Battered Cod
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
Which spices would you say are native to Ireland?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:46, Reply)
I don't make it, or name it. I just eat it.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)
Is this kind of attitude that got you a nasty dose of oral herpes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)
well I think we can safely say you should have disclosed your afflictions.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)
SWALLOW IT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)
lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:33, Reply)
ham salad brown rolls.
depressing.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:35, Reply)
If your ham has turned brown it's probably gone off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:43, Reply)
Wholemeal bagels with pastrami and cream cbeese

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
Just a sandwich probably
I've been grazing on Mr Kipling's Cherry Bakewells and them swirly biscuits with the cream and jam in the middle and chocolate biscuits and that.

So not hungry enough for a proper meal.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)
grazing or guzzling?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)
+ cum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)
it would all get smeared in his beard
like dropping egg white on a brillo pad
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
Cous Cous
the food so great they named it twice.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)
even your food is dull.
How have you not died of dull?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:00, Reply)
guilty office snigger

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:05, Reply)
Mine smells like anus

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)
Andouillette

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
brunch at 11ish as apparently we're having fish and chips tonight
so i had some nuts and a mini couscous salad with chickpeas and peppers and carrots and shit. except that it was that israeli giant couscous, which makes it a mini giant couscous salad.

and the top of a chocolate muffin. i only like the top bits.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
I heard you bring your own muffin top to the party

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:46, Reply)
I have a name you know

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:46, Reply)
Sorry Paul

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)
my muffin top brings all the mongs to the yard

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)
Sorry paul

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
I had you down as a power bottom

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:55, Reply)
I buy a green salad but eat at my desk and add avocado and chia seeds, and a couple of rice cakes (I like something carby at lunch).

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)
it's people like you
that make people want to kill vegetarians
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
Quite a few vegetarians are ok, he makes it sound a chore.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)
Why do my dietary choices bother you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:58, Reply)
It's because I care.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:00, Reply)
Tangles glans on a plate

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
you poof

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)

c

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#GolfWithKennyLynch
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)
fucking hell
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:51, Reply)
I have scrambled egg whites (I've never liked the yolks) and a green tea

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)
I treat myself to an almond-milk cappuccino on weekends.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)
fucking hell
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)
A green juice stops my tummy from rumbling!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:59, Reply)
[didnt get the joke comment goes here]

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:09, Reply)
I treat your mum to a GOOSE! fat facial at the weekends

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:55, Reply)
I have a green juice if I have a mid afternoon dip in energy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:59, Reply)
I had the privilege of meeting her and trying one of her 'spicy limonades' when I was down in London with work last year.
The chilli one was actually quite nice, but not £80/day nice.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:05, Reply)
Alright stop boasting about your celebrity lifestyle

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:09, Reply)
fucking hell
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)
If I had my way I'd genetically modify chickens to lay eggs that are exclusively yolk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)
duck eggs, man
Duck eggs. Those dirty little fowl give twice the yolk of their terrestrial sisters.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:57, Reply)
Hahahaha
I get this!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:01, Reply)
a single boiled sweet
and tepid tap water
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:02, Reply)
bit decadent

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:04, Reply)
How long are you going to suck the sweet for?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:06, Reply)
If you don't suck, it lasts longer.
/gay
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:10, Reply)

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