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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nothing probably, Fish and Chips tonight \o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:33, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
get a battered sausage and a pickled egg

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:34, Reply)
+ whilst waiting for your main order

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:35, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)
+small chips

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)
Cod and chips, whitebait, mushy peas. Ketchup and lager.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)
Get a can of Rio.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
Not on the menu, they do something called an 'orange jigger' though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)
Get drunk before you go, complain that they don't sell Rio.
And then put their windows in.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
The sell sherry too. I might have a sherry.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)
Like he did on Monday night.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)
It was fine, I had my wifebeater didn't i

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)
Did he smash some back doors in?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:43, Reply)
Got pissed up and was swearing at the top of his lungs
in front of all the muzzas.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:47, Reply)
That's okay, cracking sense of humour those lads.
They love a bit of banter.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
They love a bit of FUCKING banter, the CUNTS!
You mean.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
Innit.
Je Suis BANTS
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)
They are all equally culpable for the crimes of their kind and someone needed to tell them.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)
I usually get a white pudding on the side with whatever I'm ordering.
Or a king rib (which is like a mc rib, but nicer and battered).
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
No wonder life expectancy in Scotland is 59.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
nobody I went to university with had grandparents
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)
hahahahahahahaha!
for reals?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
pretty much
Glasgow lived off chips and fags and irn bru
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)
I still had three great grandmothers alive ... I was like some sort of incomprehensible god

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)
In others words all the females in your family get kocked up at 14 round the back of "Chicken Cottage"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:59, Reply)
pretty much
Although that's prolly not why they lived into their 90s

That's all down to a diet of pies and mild
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:01, Reply)
keyword: birmingham

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
All Muzzers aren't they?
10th generation
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)
that's not in Scotland, pet

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:05, Reply)
Battered white pudding is the bollocks!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)
is it?
I always thought it was mostly fat and cereal.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:55, Reply)
^tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:55, Reply)
I had that last night, with irish curry, like a total foodwrong

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
You have everything with curry

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
Ha! Im beginning to notice!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
seen this??
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/jan/16/cucumber-banana-tofu-russell-t-davies-review
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
yeah, Im gonna watch it.
Queer as Folk is still a great drama.
The Americans bastardised it, like they do with everything British.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
what i want to know is, right, why we got asked by a script dude at sky if we could "tone down the bisexual male character as the british public doesn't like it"
when that is so clearly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:51, Reply)
Look, we've only just starting coming around to the idea of benders on our tellies, we're not ready for these weirdo, want it all, fence-sitters.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)
the bbc's comments on female-led programmes were even worse
IT'S NOT 1932 YOU PILLOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)
Telly wasn't around in 1932?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:55, Reply)
It was

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:01, Reply)
BBC television was established in 1932.
I hope you don't think that they just started to broadcast on the offchance that someone would invent something to fucking watch it on?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:13, Reply)
everybody loves fencefucking

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)
banned now
en a
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:04, Reply)
it's because most straight people find screaming camp queens like gayson fucking annoying and completely alien in terms of a relatable character HTH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:56, Reply)
what is irish curry?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)
mashed potato

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)
ahhhhh




bisto
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:43, Reply)
he's making stuff up now.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)
Just like normal curry but different spices.
I dunno, ask the Battered Cod
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
Which spices would you say are native to Ireland?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:46, Reply)
I don't make it, or name it. I just eat it.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)
Is this kind of attitude that got you a nasty dose of oral herpes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)
well I think we can safely say you should have disclosed your afflictions.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)
SWALLOW IT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)

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