When I first moved out I lived in the nurses home
of the royal masonic hospital in Hammersmith. Good times.

I had some South African cunts living up the hall from me who used to make a hell of a racket at all times of the day and night.

So I started shitting in the hallway outside their rooms. For about two weeks. They hushed down after that.

Needless to say I had the last laugh and Mum made Dalesteaks for tea!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 14:15, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

I knew a south african lass at uni, blonde, legs up to her armpits, fucking gorgeous
Fucking snooty bitch though. Everyone hated her but wanted to fuck her anyway.
( Peej, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 14:17, Reply)

dorty bitches, the saffer birds.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 14:22, Reply)

Not blick then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 14:22, Reply)

Ive never met a nice one.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 14:57, Reply)

*is not shocked*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 14:58, Reply)