Weather Woes
So apparently we are having weather. Tell me of your weather woes please?

When I met Monty/Lusty I'd had an 8 hour drive in -9 to get down to London, starting with actually having to dig my car out.


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Fashion disasters
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:42, 104 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I'm a little bit chilly
And it's a little wet outside.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:43, Reply)

It's raining on and off.
I'm worried that it may snow, because everyone turns into a clueless cunt when it does.

Alt: Samurai topknots.
( Muns, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:45, Reply)

It's quite mild.
Alt: I used to wear the plastic from a four-pack of beer around my wrist because I was so punk rock/a dickhead.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:46, Reply)

Haha you're such a wanker, vag.
Don't ever change.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:48, Reply)

I haven't - that's how I get my exquisite perfume.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:19, Reply)

haha!
Beer plastic bracelets? You utter cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)

Guilty as charged.
Now it's a golden wire with champagne corks hanging from it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:20, Reply)

It was thundering this morning and we've just had flash hail

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:47, Reply)

Glorious sunshine and a slight breeze here.
I'd do some washing if I were at home.

Alt: A fat bloke squeezed into a 1970s flashing mac
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:47, Reply)

mine

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:49, Reply)

You can have him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:51, Reply)

bit gay m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:00, Reply)

YOU MEAN BULLIES!!!
alt. Yoghurt knit slacks
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:56, Reply)

He doesn't *actually* wear knitted trousers though does he, where as you do stuff yourself into 'skinny fit' coats

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:59, Reply)

:(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:04, Reply)

YESSSS UPSET ;-D

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:06, Reply)

i feel sorry for that mac

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:59, Reply)

It's spitting.
Alt: Everyone on here is a fashion disaster bar me and you, possibly others
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:50, Reply)

We have weather here. Aparrently it's a bi-product
of having an atmosphere. Sounds like bullshit to me.

Alt: I have owned a pleather reversible jacket. I also had Kickers with the extra tags and Grolsch bottle tops on the laces.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:51, Reply)

I sold Grolsch bottle tops in school when my Dad returned from Holland with crates of it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:54, Reply)

Its just lashed down with snow for about 20 mins
Now its all blue skies. Very odd
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:54, Reply)

Snow falls m8

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)

Not if there was no-one to hear it, apparently

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:56, Reply)

it settles silently too

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:57, Reply)

I heart snow
I wish it was snowy here.

It's not. it's just shit.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:57, Reply)

^Northerner.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:58, Reply)

^Licky Boom Boom with Down's

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:05, Reply)

remember parachute pants?
essentially just combat pants with bits coming off them
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:56, Reply)

No.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:58, Reply)

looks like it's raIned recently but currently isn't
more news in a bit when I finally go outside.

Alt: I rocked a leather jacket with tassels on the sleeves and badges on the lapels.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:05, Reply)

I've just stepped outside
and the cold was like unto a frozen haddock belting me round the face.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:06, Reply)

alt: In the early-mid nineties I used to wear a Nevica. Complete with Recco device.
I'm sure it would've come in handy for Mountain Rescue if they ever needed to find me in a rainy suburb in the West Midlands.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:11, Reply)

I once went on a walk with a Maasai - famed long-distance walkers of Africa
and when we got to the top of the hill he said "bit hot for walking, isn't it?"
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:20, Reply)

Did he have any Um Bongo?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)

yes*
* no
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)

I just had a wank about psychochomp

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)

which toppings?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:25, Reply)

I'm having hypnotherapy because of my psychochump induced priapism

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:35, Reply)

Bit cold and breezy but nothing too bad
alt- Grey slip on shoes.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:22, Reply)

a la George Michaels?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:32, Reply)

I dont know if George was cold and breezy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 13:02, Reply)

alt- in the mid nineties I had an undercut
I also rocked a leather jacket and para boots.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:25, Reply)

It's a tad breezy and coldish. Was honking down with rain earlier
Worst weather (near) disaster was a lucky escape in Kiev one winter - I was just about to open the car with an ungloved hand when the Maitre D' of the hotel stopped me and handed me some gloves.
It had been 25 below the night before and I would have frozen my fingertips to the car.
Alt: Leather box jacket in the '80s. *shudders*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:30, Reply)

This one time, In Kiev.............
Why was the head waiter outside handing out gloves?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:33, Reply)

The restaurant was next to the car park and I'd just finished breakfast and walked past him.
Later on he told me it was a regular occurrence with those not used to Ukrainian weather
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:38, Reply)

well recovered.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)

if you're too stupid or cheap to put winter tyres on your car
you deserve to freeze to death while listening to radio 1.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:35, Reply)

winter tyres are for women and queers, learn to control your car without faggot wheels on you gaylord.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)

You make a very good point

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)

so you change tyres every year?
or wheels?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)

I don't actually own a car
I was just making a point
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)

How do you manage sans voiture when you are en France?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)

We hitchhike with lorry drivers in exchange for blowjobs

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:43, Reply)

A fair exchange is no robbery.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:43, Reply)

that's not me
it's paedo bagginsfrock
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:47, Reply)

^ upset

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)

yes dear

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)

cool

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)

yes
it is
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)

was the point that you're a bell end because that's what i'm hearing

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)

hey, I heard that too.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Jan 2015, 13:00, Reply)

Is it like a wet, slapping sound?
That's what I'm hearing.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 13:04, Reply)

when a man is tyred of paedophilia he is tyred of life
That's what baggenfock told me anyway
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)

I've just been out to lift a large branch off the car of the facilities manager.
He is not very happy at all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)

you work for Basil Fawlty?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)

no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Jan 2015, 13:00, Reply)

I hope you hid your obvious smirk while you did it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 13:04, Reply)

mirk aw
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 13:05, Reply)

was it a yew tree?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 13:08, Reply)