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morning
Alt: lol

Alt alt: cheers
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 7:55, 122 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
WOO YAY HOUPLA

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 7:58, Reply)
I just lost 'the game'!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:01, Reply)

yeah?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:51, Reply)
m
l
c
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:13, Reply)
barker's 'swedish' sketch still needs work

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:15, Reply)
Okay, I was thinking that could have gone a lot better than it did.
But never mind, so yeah. But anyway, on a final note, I'm just gonna end with this sort of like little this sort of review of life. We all see some pretty stupid fucking things, not at least, anyone from Wakefield here by the way? Apart from myself. Excellent right. I'm guessing some of you here heard about that Romanian who decided to rape someone in Clerkgate Station so he could go to prison and learn English. What the fuck is he going to learn? "Somebody pass the soap"?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:17, Reply)
what?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:32, Reply)
rory's been watching some online stand-up
tenner says he touched himself before it got halfway through
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:34, Reply)
is it too soon to make touched himself=had a stroke gags?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:35, Reply)
nope

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:39, Reply)
>:(

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:45, Reply)
Just so you know, it was Battered that told us and then tried to blame Monty

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:47, Reply)
I can't believe someone on here would use a personal tragedy to score cheap points against their vaunted internet foe. What is wrong with you people.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:50, Reply)
crazy huh!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:54, Reply)
internet foes
most feeble of all teh foes
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:57, Reply)
I dunno m8, I mean, everybody knows what happened to make me such a knob
I dread to think what must have happened to Graeme.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:59, Reply)
I don't. What happened to make you such a knob?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:01, Reply)
HE WAS BORN!!!! RIGHT GUYS!!!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:01, Reply)
Hush up Frog, I wanna find out

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:02, Reply)
Hopefully someone will repost a story on qotw, reposting and rewriting things is well funny.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:04, Reply)
I like the one about the guy that did standup
Was that dozer?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:06, Reply)
Yes, he was a stand up comedian after being a professional chef but before being a ppi claims team leader (7-7 shift)

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:07, Reply)
Scotland
baldness
and failure
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:02, Reply)
This is almost as bad as the time ssg had pretend cancer

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:49, Reply)
or stephen 'friz' frizzle suffered the tragedy of a made up cot death

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:51, Reply)
Probably not the word 'no'.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:36, Reply)
teeheehee! pointing at chickens

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:36, Reply)
i'm a notorious fucker of chickens

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:39, Reply)
dozer d is a complete prick,
He really does like to suck dick,
in all honesty, it's kids he'd rather touch,
Even his mum doesn't love him that much.
He lives alone, can't find a girlfriend,
And his cat thinks he's a bit of a U-bend.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:38, Reply)
chickin' dis

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:39, Reply)
*wipes away tear*

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:45, Reply)
morning kru
Hope you are all well rested and ready for another day of side-splitting internet high jinx.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:52, Reply)
i wish someone would split your sides

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:56, Reply)
I think someone else should do a better thread.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:57, Reply)
not you

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:58, Reply)
No, not me.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:59, Reply)
good, i might just stick around then

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:00, Reply)
Morning all
I hope we're all going to play nicely today, with none of that nasty 'internet bullying'* we've all heard so much about in the media. This could be such a lovely place if we all came to it with a glad heart.



*Except on Dozer
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:58, Reply)
captain placid likes people to happily chat

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:01, Reply)
and pretending that he cares

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:14, Reply)
and pointing to horrible conversations

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:26, Reply)
Cheers.
Cheers

Cheers
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:02, Reply)
Quick someone do a "Give Monty your money" thread!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:03, Reply)
Done

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:05, Reply)
I love you

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:12, Reply)
Dawwww!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:16, Reply)
Today I like this
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2861684/Tory-peer-fire-says-pubs-closing-teetotal-Muslims-Former-brewery-chief-labelled-ridiculous-following-comments.html

Because the shutdown pub in the picture is in Penryn near falmouth where the Muslim population is zero muslims.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:19, Reply)
most of the pubs near me that shut down were shit anyway

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:21, Reply)
And coz of jihadist muslim plots

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:22, Reply)
They just need to diversify and start selling mango lassis
or whatever it is the muzzers drink
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:26, Reply)
If pubs want Muzzas to come in they should book bands like Jihaddywaddy

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:27, Reply)
Poor choice of photograph, who cares what them Cornish foreigners get up too in cornocornoland

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:49, Reply)
Not me!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:04, Reply)
No posts so far today from Monty, I can only imagine he's very upset about this.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:12, Reply)
Fuck's sake - what a bunch of cunts.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)
Probably flounced again

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:19, Reply)
I tell you what, those guys over on /talk couldn't give two shits about Montys bear suit woes
Not even one shit come to think about it
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:40, Reply)
Gay.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:15, Reply)
it feels cold enough to snow, do you think it's going to snow?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:27, Reply)
TOO COLD TO SNOW!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:29, Reply)
Do you think? I went outside and to my mind it really felt cold *enough* to snow

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:29, Reply)
Maybe it will.
Although you are in London, so in all likelihood the snow will probably sit on top of the blanket of pollution that covers the city.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:32, Reply)
I'm not in London

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:32, Reply)
In that case, enjoy the snow and relatively fresh air.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:33, Reply)
I will, thanks mate.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:34, Reply)
Going sledging?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:34, Reply)
No, but I might spin around on my chair for a bit.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:35, Reply)
Certainly beats paying extortionate sums of money to theme parks.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:36, Reply)
No queues either.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:40, Reply)
No snow here
I might join you in a bit of chair spinning
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:39, Reply)
^ plays twisting his chair

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:40, Reply)
I'm not spinning, but i did roll back a bit and put my feet on a drawer unit.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:41, Reply)
^^Living the dream right here^^

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:43, Reply)
\o/

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:44, Reply)
*feet up fives*

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:44, Reply)
I can't reach my keyboard from there though so have to post from my mobile telephone, it's not perfect but it'll do

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:45, Reply)
alright kylie

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:44, Reply)
alright cilla black

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:45, Reply)
He should be so lucky

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:46, Reply)
It is snowing

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:41, Reply)
Where?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:41, Reply)
Somewhere no doubt

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)
HOOK LINE UND ZINKER! LOL!!!!!!!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)
I hope you get b& for this continuous trolling

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:43, Reply)
No, but I need a h& to get up afer all this continuous LOLLING OTF!!!!!!!!11!!!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:45, Reply)
Would someone other than Jason, Dozer or Swipe please start a new thread.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:57, Reply)
done.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:00, Reply)

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