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Almost train/payday cans o'clock!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:01, 259 replies, latest was 9 years ago)


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:03, Reply)
is that your real mum?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:00, Reply)
Best day ever etc etc

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:07, Reply)
Brizzle City 4\6 favourite for the cup :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:08, Reply)
guess who cares?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)
Jeff cares, and he fucks dogs

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:51, Reply)
I'm on a train right now!!!! No cans but I have some codeine for my toothache and a chicken ciabatta

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)
Get a can.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:13, Reply)
Too late I'm already home.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:27, Reply)
Well put your coat on, and go to the offy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:31, Reply)
Nope.
Im praying for the 5pm finish though
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:18, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:28, Reply)
Do you have a train can?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)
I'm not on the train Jeff, although we have cans. Can I pretend?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:34, Reply)
Choo-Choo!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:35, Reply)
\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)
nah I'm going for a lonely solo pint after work

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:34, Reply)
Invite Mrs Dozer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:37, Reply)
she doesn't work in Leeds m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:41, Reply)

work in Leeds


exist
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:43, Reply)
she exists m8, unlike your hairline

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:52, Reply)
Oooh. sick burn.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:57, Reply)
dozer's just jealous
his follicles have been fleeing his shiny sweaty scalp since 1996
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:12, Reply)
As if he eXists.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:17, Reply)
nah bbz, I have most of mine intact yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:19, Reply)
we've all seen the pics, slaps

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:22, Reply)
I have it as my desktop.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:26, Reply)
the pics where I'm wearing a hat.
On my head.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:32, Reply)
I've got to drive to collect my son, am I allowed to have a can on the way?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)
Hell yeah!
Can/driving cans are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:35, Reply)
Might roll a joint for the journey and all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)
Two are fine driving.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:35, Reply)
If he dies in a car crash as a result, just tell the police you were only trying to toughen him up.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:37, Reply)
i've got to go via gap and hamleys
gash
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:35, Reply)
Noncing supplies^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)
What cans do you indulge in?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)
Actually, I'm off to the pub for an hour or two,
Might go to the bookies on the way.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:38, Reply)
I think there's a tier list for cans
Top tier: Kronenberg guiness Heineken small ones
Mid tier: Stella, grolsch, boddingtons
Low tier: Strongbow, fruity ciders/Perry's. Carlsberg
Shit tier: Fosters, special brew warm carling
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:42, Reply)
Canned Guiness is wank.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:44, Reply)
I don't mind it if you've got a glass to pour it into.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)
If chilled, Spesh is a nice drink.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:47, Reply)
Fucking Ready Brek for tramps.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:47, Reply)
Your point being? It ain't no White Ace.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:48, Reply)
20/20

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:10, Reply)
I've had maybe one sip in my life and it tasted like shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:49, Reply)
Sorry. That was actually a can of liquid shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:50, Reply)
Nothing wrong with a bit of spesh, its a strong lager, it tastes like all other strong lagers.
some people can't handle that
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:40, Reply)
Kronenbourg?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:53, Reply)
when has chomp ever had anything right?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:53, Reply)
it was funny when he said that Lighty should put his bonus in a cash ISA

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:54, Reply)
oh, how we laughed

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:56, Reply)
Dozer is quite the comic tbh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:00, Reply)
it was pretty funny stuff actually

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:09, Reply)
I liked it that time when he wanted another financial crisis so he could get a mortgage.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:38, Reply)
Amsterdam Maximator
The Charles Bronson of extra-strength lagers.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:16, Reply)
I have 6 cans of finest Heineken. the small ones so I can pretend to be a giant.
I'm also already Home. And naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:53, Reply)
Nude cans, the best sort.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:55, Reply)
indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:56, Reply)
Ah, small cans.
Or 'Beadle Booze' as it is sometimes known.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:56, Reply)
ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:57, Reply)
"The coc that I ordered was what I needed it all goes into my fridge I can have one when I want."

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:01, Reply)
My wages are a month overdue
but I get paid tonight!! yaaaaaay (alledgedly)
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:04, Reply)
I shall be having some prosecco and some Wild Turkey bourbon.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:09, Reply)
None. None more gay.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:18, Reply)
she says

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:20, Reply)
Hottie from Death in Paradise is leaving the series,
good job they've got a secondary hottie lined up for the last few weeks to take her place.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:33, Reply)
are you gonna just talk about boring stuff you've seen on TV or read on reddit, because if that's your thing now I might put you on 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:40, Reply)
Let me help you with that you moany arsehole.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:42, Reply)
*throws popcorn*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:44, Reply)
you stroppy fucking maryqueen

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:09, Reply)
Oh look when she's main hottie she has her hair down and is much more attractive.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:41, Reply)
Chomp just put me on 2.0
He's a hell of a guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:45, Reply)
lucky you
I'm nearly at my local!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:47, Reply)
I've put some clothes on and moved to the sofa.
It's comfy and warm and I'm happy here.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:48, Reply)
it's a bit LOL
and internet upset
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:49, Reply)
he used to be alright before his flounce, but he seems to have returned as the dullest person ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:50, Reply)
he was pretty dull pre-flounce though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:52, Reply)
yeah, but not full on dull.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:53, Reply)
I disagree

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:54, Reply)
that's fine. with him back at least you're not the worst one here.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:55, Reply)
I'm glad I'm not that spot anymore.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:56, Reply)
yeah, with chomp, dozer and baggenfock around you're like 4th from bottom.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:01, Reply)
\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:02, Reply)
stupid tiny baby budgie flew up to the highest bookshelf this morning
i had to climb up to retrieve him.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:01, Reply)
Bobby has been everywhere, he is the budgie with no fear!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:02, Reply)
poor rocky
i suspect ripping him away from his parents, stuffing him in a box, then putting him in a strange room has probably terrified him a bit. he'll come round. glad you are keeping one, but what will you do if jimmy and jenny have another brood?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:09, Reply)
No idea. Theyre showing no signs of intimacy at the mo. She shouts at him all the time :((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)
let's just hope he flounces again

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:59, Reply)
'returned as'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:39, Reply)
YOU DIDST THREETIN EM WITH THE IGNORORING FUNCTIONST FEEEERRRSSSSTTTTTT
THERES NO POINT CRYING ABOUT IT NOW YOU BIG CRYBABY
(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:07, Reply)
I was only joking

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:10, Reply)
ACTUALLY IT OK NOW THE WHOLE SPATS DISAPPEARED TO THE DELETE FUNCTION ON THE BEETA WEBSITE
ITS ALL OK EVERYONE
(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:11, Reply)
he deleted it?
What a chode
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:12, Reply)
& ODIOUS (RIP BLAIREAU69)

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)
whatever happened to blaireau? he was quite brilliantly shit

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:15, Reply)
HE FUCKED OFF CITING VARIOUS INTERNET AND REAL LIFE VICTORIOUS VANQUISHINGS BUT HIS EVERYDAY SUPERIMPORTANCE MEANT HE COULDN'T POST WITH HIS ONLINE CHUMS ANYMORE

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:18, Reply)
a terrible loss
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:28, Reply)
YESSS!!
I've submitted my tax return with a (full) 30 hours to go.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:09, Reply)
Well done.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:11, Reply)
windy is really sorry and hopes you have a long and fulfilling life

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:19, Reply)
Meh, I'll live without the "you are dull, be more interesting or so help me I'll put you on ignore and you'll miss out on all scafolding stories" prick for a week.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:28, Reply)
you are pretty dull though

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:29, Reply)
"let he who is without dullness cast the first stone"

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:31, Reply)
So what, saying something is dull is duller than the thing is dull.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:31, Reply)
Oh man, that's a zinger and a half there.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:43, Reply)
What are you on about, it's not meant to be a zinger it's just part of a conversation.
You don't have to use every post on this website as some sort of "zinger attack" or "upset- defense" to find your place in the spastic hierarchy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:52, Reply)
Finally some sense on this board of tragedy

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:08, Reply)
Stop making people cry.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:53, Reply)
no ... saying dull things about dull stuff is dull

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:59, Reply)
That's what I said.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:03, Reply)
coward
I'm not even looking for my statements until I'm half cut tomorrow arvo
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)
I'm not going to do one at all.
Can you tell chomp I'm really sorry and I hope he kills himself?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:16, Reply)
communist

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:19, Reply)
he seems somewhat upset about the whole thing

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:55, Reply)
he'll take me off ignore in a few days and then not really talk to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:45, Reply)
Yay, just been docs, payday Opiates. #nyom #nyom #nyom.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:11, Reply)
IVE PAID MY (FULL) COMPUTATION RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE SUCK ON THAT FAT BOY

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:12, Reply)
THIS IS NOW IN THE (WRONG) PLACE

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)
you (dopper)

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:14, Reply)
THATS UP TO (DATE) DOPPER TO YOU

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:15, Reply)
oh god i'm so confused oh god here we go - I can't take this.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:25, Reply)
Steak and a fine prosecco tonight
Got a case from an appreciative customer today!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:26, Reply)
a whole case of steak?
wowzers
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:35, Reply)
top stek

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:37, Reply)
or, obviously
prosecco tonight, happy customer!
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:38, Reply)
^^And the winner is^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:47, Reply)
applause

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:54, Reply)
^turning japanese

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:27, Reply)
you really think so?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:37, Reply)
t

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:45, Reply)
I once got pubic lice from an appreciative customer
Lets be careful out there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:02, Reply)
good evening

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:58, Reply)
\o/ Sundays Mutton is now seasoned and marinating in the fridge
I thought I would see if marinade works better for two days instead of the 12-24 hours I normally give it.

I feel I can now open a well deserved train/payday/mutton seasoned can
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:14, Reply)
I really don't like lamb
I don't care how it's cooked, or how it's presented. I just don't like it.

HTH.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:28, Reply)
S'alright you wasn't invited anyway

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:34, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:43, Reply)
good choice

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:45, Reply)
same words I use to describe my piss

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:46, Reply)
you could probably empty your catheter into the bottle an hour after drinking this and it would look and taste exactly the same
not a good idea to do too many circuits though
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:48, Reply)
It is certainly worth trying it out

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:50, Reply)
Pizza time, laterz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 20:00, Reply)
fuck off and design a kitchen you adulterous fucknose.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 20:01, Reply)

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