afternoon 'alright' thread
Alt: afternoon

Alt alt: alright
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 13:45, 78 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

YER

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 13:47, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 13:48, Reply)

YOU WISH

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 13:53, Reply)

WANTIN A FUCKIN GO LIKE?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:08, Reply)

Things just got sexay

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:53, Reply)

ALRIGHTY THEN

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 13:56, Reply)

AYE, SEE YOU, YE DIPPIT FUCKIN HOOR

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:09, Reply)

So the superbowl eh?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:00, Reply)

I saw one of them at the weekend
It's been known to eat small monkeys. Huge fucker, so it was.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:06, Reply)

( Muns, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:07, Reply)

I've seen better crockery.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:07, Reply)

Katy Perry eh?
Cor!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:09, Reply)

y/n?

( $$ ✅, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:50, Reply)

y/y
I need a full valet before servicing though, due to Brand contamination
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:53, Reply)

SP

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:05, Reply)

FANNYBAWS

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:07, Reply)

CUNTYBAWS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:08, Reply)

BAWBAG

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:15, Reply)

pish

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:09, Reply)

ye kin only pish wi the cock yiv got

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:10, Reply)

fuck.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:14, Reply)

I denny ken.
Never lost a litigation.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:17, Reply)

can you remember why you rang me at 1 am?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:38, Reply)

BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:38, Reply)

hahah you had to be there no, no reallllyy !1 hahahahteeheeheechortlechortleteeheeheelol its only little and large on the blower !

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:16, Reply)

Aw man, I love a bit of jungle.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:45, Reply)

this is inspired AND inspiring

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:19, Reply)

This thread is now about cream egg pizza.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/pizza-hut-reveal-creme-egg-4990026
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:28, Reply)

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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:36, Reply)

I ent even ever had a normal egg on a pizza
Am I missing much?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:39, Reply)

Ive had a full english pizza before with egg on. It was rather nom.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:41, Reply)

You disgust me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:42, Reply)

what's new, pussycat?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:49, Reply)

WOAH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:49, Reply)

I once made a wicked dish, that was basicly
- baked beans
- scrambled eggs
- saussages and bacon
- pasta

all mixed up.

It worked really well.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)

I'm going to do that tonight

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)

Would probably work pretty well without the pasta
If you wanted some carbohydrate I can recommend toast as a good accompaniment.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)

Egg on pizza is win

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:50, Reply)

I concur

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:06, Reply)

Which wine would go best with it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:07, Reply)

Stuffed crust merlot

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:08, Reply)

Grenachos

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)

Beer for pizza

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)

Which beer?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)

Mozzaretti

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:52, Reply)

Peper-peroni

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)

totally just submitted this to /r/jokes

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 16:05, Reply)

especially with a bit of smoked fish too

( Glovington, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)

Or spinach/anchovies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)

and/or

( Glovington, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:27, Reply)

and

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:44, Reply)

+chovies

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:45, Reply)

nicely photoshopped

( $$ ✅, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:40, Reply)

that's not a topic either

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:43, Reply)

Finished work for the day. Now I'm going out.
Happy Monday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:40, Reply)

*twists melons*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:48, Reply)

Hallelujah!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:12, Reply)

good afternoon

( $$ ✅, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:40, Reply)

yer
Just trying to sort some idiot customers out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 14:49, Reply)

Work has bought 2000 pieces of fruit and placed boxes around the office.
Which is nice. Not sure if there was some kind of increase in "scurvy" based sick days or what, but I've had an apple, an orange and a banana so far and have tucked a pear and another banana into my desk drawer for tomorrow.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:08, Reply)

"desk drawer" being a euphemism, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:09, Reply)

"saloon doors"

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:13, Reply)

s b
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:18, Reply)

Mmm... Banana.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)

For his girlfriend

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)

Fuck
alt: off

alt alt: Dozers
( Glovington, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:13, Reply)

I don't like alright, alright. Afternoon is bearable.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:22, Reply)

I see Peej got the Monty appeal into the newsletter
Good work, Phil.
It's just a pity that no one ever reads it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)

I had forgotten about the newsletter.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)

It stopped for a while when you were still outside smoking that cigarette.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)