too busy too busy too busy
on top of everything else, urgent squatters case came in last night, they're totally trashing the place, sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:18, 6 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Unoccupied property?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:19, Reply)

part of it is, yep

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:25, Reply)

No, it's got squatters living in it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:27, Reply)

To summarise: Not now it isn't, it's got squatters living in it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)

I think they should just let them stay

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:29, Reply)

i'm sure you've got a garden they could live in?
give us your address, i'll send the bailiff down there to ask them if they fancy moving
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:31, Reply)

They might not like the alternative lifestyle here on the commune

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)

no, they say they're quite happy to park their caravan on your land, ta
pls to gaz address kthx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:38, Reply)

Rachel agrees with you 100% on most of your salient and valid points in real life but she has a job to do, it's a difficult position.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:32, Reply)

Boring.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)

While I generally agree that long term empty properties should be forcibly acquired from speculators and turned over to social housing
squatters are just so smelly and rude that I find myself coming down on the "ship them off for National Service, get them good and shot whilst oppressing fuzzy wuzzies and get them back here for some token back breaking warehouse work now they've had all the fight knocked out of them" Times-reading Middle England reactionary lot's side.

Just a little bit of soap would be such a large help, Tangles. See to it, man.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)

I can help
frugallysustainable.com/2012/08/a-recipe-for-handmade-vegan-bar-soap/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:36, Reply)

do you have a political party I can vote for?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:38, Reply)

It's the "Life Would be So Much Easier For Everyone if People Would Just Behave Like Proper Englishmen and Stop Being Such Utter Self-Entitled Pricks" party.
It's not terribly popular with the people writing those ballot papers.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:39, Reply)

I'm in!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:40, Reply)

It must be really difficult copy and pasting stuff from your precedents folder, stay strong for all of us here on off topics hun x

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:21, Reply)

oh come on, you're better than that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:25, Reply)

he was, before the 'you know what' :'(((((((((((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:26, Reply)

Seeking a court order for repossession strikes me as pretty mundane, I had no idea you were actually trail blazing here with a centrespread in the Estates Gazette already set aside to dissect the minutiae and ramifications of your stunning legal precedent
All over the common law world the legal professions are waiting with baited breath
(Mr Udagawa, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:30, Reply)

^crupset

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:31, Reply)

you'd actually find the complexities of this quite interesting, it's not your common-or-garden squatting action
but as you're in the mood for trolling, fine, i'll just say UPSET.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)

oh, you beat me to it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)

it's a thrill-a-month occupation

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:21, Reply)

simmer down bumbag
nobody in law ever had to go through a "gay period" because they couldn't find any girls
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:26, Reply)

Most of them have sex with animals, resigned to the fact that they're unlikely to ever find companionship amongst their own species.

( Muns, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:54, Reply)

still better than a scientist

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:04, Reply)

this chip in your shoulder is really upsetting
there's nothing wrong with having creative writing on your CV ... not everybody is equipped for real subjects
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:17, Reply)

Generic desperate to upset you post #3

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:24, Reply)

4, not 3
you terrible troll
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:27, Reply)

I wasn't counting stunned poster, possibly others

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:27, Reply)

I hope you're not going to delete your white knighting again today

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)

er
remind us what happens to posts where people point out your weird qotw stalking and banning?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:30, Reply)

it's nice that we're all getting along again

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:32, Reply)

you mean when you get obsessed by the children of an online stranger?
yeah ... you look creepy, your internerd leaps to your defence, it gets dull, I delete

We can do it again now if you're really bored with your shit job?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:36, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/celebrations/post2379742
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:37, Reply)

haha ... synchronised upset
you two are ADORABLE
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:39, Reply)

Its pretty pathetic how regulars hide behind sock accounts for mindless sniping

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:41, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:41, Reply)

i like this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:42, Reply)

see ... now this gem is going to be lost when I delete the bickering dweebs
sad times
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:46, Reply)

nice one, creepy internet sheriff

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:48, Reply)

Who's who? I find it difficult to keep up with all the mind-blowingly dull bickering around here.

( Kroney, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:49, Reply)

I'm not even sure who I am anymore
I don't think it's worth the effort trying to keep up. It's like trying to make sense of all that gamergate nonsense.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:00, Reply)

alright Reg

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:05, Reply)

Alright tangaroo you flucken count

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:07, Reply)

word on the street etc, etc

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:10, Reply)

Ha I'd forgotten about the stone white american redneckish woman whos 25 and is married to a 36 year old german man account
I'm having some of that for my sig
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:53, Reply)

i'll leave that for you to do when i remind everyone that you post pictures of otherwise anonymous people you have stalked on the internet to try and 'win' at beeta

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)

oh look ... it's happening again

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:36, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/celebrations/post2378452
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:37, Reply)

hahaha

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:40, Reply)

Creepy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:40, Reply)

what is?
me getting a mental banned or you fantasising about seeing pictures of people's kids?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:41, Reply)

yeah, you were banned too, for being creepy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:42, Reply)

except that didn't happen either, love

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:45, Reply)

yeah sure

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:46, Reply)

I wish I'd never asked.
For the record: Hahahahahaha. You clients are cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:46, Reply)

imma go in afterwards with a flame thrower, make sure the insurer gets a nice bill

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:51, Reply)

Any damage will be covered anyway.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:56, Reply)

I like squatters, they always know how to throw a decent party

( Glovington, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:57, Reply)

I just wish they would provide chairs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:58, Reply)

True, and their nibbles often taste a little grubby too, like they've been picked out of the carpet

( Glovington, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:01, Reply)