up yer bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:09, 107 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

time for my home brew enema

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:11, Reply)

I was asking about alcohol enemas the other day, I hear they are ace.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:42, Reply)

I just inject Breezers into my eyeballs

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:13, Reply)

fuck a horse

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:15, Reply)

no babies

( Glovington, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:18, Reply)

NDITB!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:22, Reply)

Two "Chicken Kievs [and/or] Cordon Blures"*, and pasta with some amazing arbonarah sauce I made last night.


* I take them out the box and put them in freezer bags, not sure what i'll get but i'm always happy with either. I always mix them up though so normally get one of each... but it's 3 packets of 2 for £10, so one packet has two of the same.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:27, Reply)

I checked there, turns out they were underneath something else in the first cupboard I looked in after all.
Thanks anyway.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:36, Reply)

Boyce still hasn't updated me on Cranley-gate.
I fell let down.
Let down by one of the most reliable people there is.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 18:44, Reply)

Can someone do a juicer type thread because I'm going to the pub for the second time this year

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:21, Reply)

why bother when you have such delicious home made liquor to sup

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:23, Reply)

^Can't make his own beer

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:32, Reply)

^Can't drink his own beer

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:34, Reply)

I'm astounded you've resisted the fleshpots of Milton Keynes this long.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:28, Reply)

I don't like people.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:32, Reply)

I don't like amorous badger being back. old man Rimmer and him give each other helping hands

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:42, Reply)

Will this help you be more accommodating?
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( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:50, Reply)

Variant: Gender Swap

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:51, Reply)

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( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:02, Reply)

:))))))))

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 20:11, Reply)

No thanks

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:43, Reply)

so many things handy I can't choose

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:50, Reply)

At last, a thread I can get behind.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 19:57, Reply)