hello winners
m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31176748
Some people are stupid eh? I'm eating halls soothers and peppermint tea and I feel like death.

Alt:What's the shitest thing on iPlayer? I think its the thing with jack Whitehall and his dad.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 19:44, 54 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

With all the DIY talk in the last thread can you add another Alt: so I can laugh and point?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 19:46, Reply)

alt what diy are you doing?

(PsychoChomp, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 19:48, Reply)

None ATM but I like to hear the others talk about about stuff they are doing wrong

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 19:53, Reply)

I once sawed a table in half by accident.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Feb 2015, 19:56, Reply)

there was a lady in a box on it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 1:14, Reply)

What is wrong with these people?
If they don't like normal British food they should fuck off back to their own countries
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 19:50, Reply)

ud think dey wud like alkaloids cos of all their alquieda stuff.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 19:51, Reply)

Those cheeky arabs invented (well, isolated) al-cohol as well

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:10, Reply)

I dunno, it seems fairly sensible to keep poisonous items away from fresh fruit and veg.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Feb 2015, 19:52, Reply)

When did they ban you from the greengrocers?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 19:54, Reply)

day 4

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Feb 2015, 19:56, Reply)

How many melons did you fuck untill they realised?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 19:56, Reply)

6

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Feb 2015, 19:57, Reply)

^ Winnah

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:12, Reply)

Don't know what to have for dinner.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 19:58, Reply)

I had sausages.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 19:59, Reply)

I've had sausages in the last week.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:17, Reply)

kebab

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:00, Reply)

Tempting.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:15, Reply)

maybe pizza.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:03, Reply)

Voucher?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:15, Reply)

obviously

(PsychoChomp, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:24, Reply)

I've put on a pizza express mushroom-and-ham oven pizza, where i've added to it
- emmingtile
- motzeralla
- a tin of anchovies
- some mushrooms
- aspagoust
- frozen peas
- frozen sweetcorn
- chili oil
- garlic
- honey-mustard salad dressing
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:05, Reply)

You should add
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2461103
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:09, Reply)

I'm no snob, I don't mind a rustlers burger.
I went to a proper pie'n'mash shop today and almost got in a fight with some people in Ladbrooks, I was holding a machine for a mate who just sunk £800 and was just going into the cashpoint. I ended up putting a tenner in and took ages to pick my numbers until he got back (he was only gone for 3 minutes). He walked out £300 on top though
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:14, Reply)

that sounds like too much to me dude.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:10, Reply)

It is a bit OTT, but half the stuff needs to be eaten anyway.
I do like lots of toppings though
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:13, Reply)

It's ok you started with a pizza express base, don't listen to the haters here.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:31, Reply)

Hah, I forgot about that saga.
Their oven pizzas are probably right up at the top of them, and they're always on speical somewhere.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:34, Reply)

I made some dough the other week
www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/recipe/pizza-dough/ they're slightly better than PE oven pizza, but not really when you consider the time it takes.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:41, Reply)

I can't see myself being arsed to do that TBH, I know it's good but there's so much flaff and cleaning.
I think though that in Marks you can get pre-made pizza dough though, I can see myself using that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:56, Reply)

Rustlers quarter pounder and a 5 pack of creme eggs

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:06, Reply)

the meal of kings

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:09, Reply)

Strikethrough kings adds Lighty
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:13, Reply)

Sounds horrible.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:16, Reply)

Jack Whitehall is like vagabond, but on telly.
A smug unfunny middle class tosser.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:08, Reply)

At least Emvee met him in a pub once

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:12, Reply)

that's not as zingy as you think it is

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:14, Reply)

You're point being?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:16, Reply)

you are point being

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:16, Reply)

You really are thick ain't cha?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:17, Reply)

no, not really

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:18, Reply)

Yes..yes YOUR are

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:20, Reply)

your not as zingy as your think youn are

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:23, Reply)

this is a statement I can support.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:15, Reply)

I'm waiting for my moussaka to brown then I'm eating it and going the pub.
Count Arthur strong is shit.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:46, Reply)

Yeah, I never liked it on radio 4, I was suprised it was taken up for TV

(PsychoChomp, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:50, Reply)

awright gormo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:55, Reply)

Bit late to be leaving to the pub innit?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:56, Reply)

i think they should mix the daffs in with the loose onions
as a way of weeding out fuckwits.
if you can't tell the difference, you might die
maybe they could spread that to other foods too. is this cow's milk or dandelion milk?
is this a bag of button mushrooms, or death cap?
make each shopping trip an adventure, where education is actually a benefit to everyone
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 21:16, Reply)

I would like to purchase your book

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 22:06, Reply)

I don't think you really do.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 22:29, Reply)

Because he can't read.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 22:43, Reply)

he do would like

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 2:10, Reply)