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RECTAL FISSURES

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:36, 69 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Turns out the new GIRLFRIEND wasn't as much of a girl as 'she' made herself out to be, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:38, Reply)
as long as she holds "it" out of the way Lighty can pretend

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:49, Reply)
Sounds as though she has shoved "it" right in the way

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:53, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:53, Reply)
I think the issue here is that Lighty DOES like it up 'im.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:22, Reply)
Not 'arf

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:29, Reply)
cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:38, Reply)
Is it reminding you of that time you forgot to clip your hamster's claws?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:43, Reply)
Poor Grace :(

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Seen this on twitter, it's absolute genius where 100% of your target market is likely to be a customer.
www.gingersingles.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:51, Reply)
I watched 'Under The Skin' last night and would recommend it for your viewing.
If you're bored by films that are a bit art house, then I feel you will enjoy Scarlett Johansson's full tit and minge.
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Can't we just see a picture of the tit and minge and save ourselves from having to watch the film?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:59, Reply)
Im sure it's online somewhere.
she's a bit sexy in it.
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I'm a fan of both elements and have been meaning to give that one a watch
I watched Two Days One Night yesterday. It was very French. I've only got about three more to watch before the 22nd.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:04, Reply)
I think the only French films I've seen are "Them", "Switchblade Romance" and "Martyrs"
"Martyrs" is well fucked up.
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Yes, Matryrs is a good un
Get ready for the American remake later this year (I think, could be next year)
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:12, Reply)
Yeah I read yesterday it's all done and dusted.

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This thread is shit Soz lighty!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:05, Reply)
What's this all about then?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:07, Reply)
Paris Hilton has been at the burgers

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)
Bully

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:09, Reply)
Thats not what you said on facebook

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:14, Reply)
^ gets nothing in this game for two in bed^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:15, Reply)
flatheadlols
RECTAL DONALD
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:07, Reply)
Have they used McBeef's real name here?
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/man-with-new-trainers-terrified-of-filthy-world-2015021095223
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:07, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:15, Reply)
alright spazzers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:19, Reply)
top, thanks d-dog

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:26, Reply)
how's the whole 'board paedo' thing working out for you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)
No paedos are bored these days
not since the dark web became a lot more user friendly.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:41, Reply)
I didn't know you were in the area, Boyce...
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-chief-slams-evil-racists-8614164
we could have went for a drink or jew
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I like how rather than sending a bloke out to get a picture of the road
they've just taken a screenshot from google street view.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:30, Reply)
It was probably millitant Buddhists.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:31, Reply)
why do the mancs hate the Jews now then?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:38, Reply)
because the heebs are despicable big nosed subhuman swine

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:43, Reply)
like your imaginary bird.
even lighty has a bird these days.

you've got to up your game.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:47, Reply)
bit harsh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:51, Reply)
a fair respone to the hebe jokes I felt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:55, Reply)
typical yid

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:57, Reply)
Who knows. I've always thought it to be a very welcoming, multi-cultural place...
As long as you're black or curry asian.
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I know manc has a bit of a gay scene, but outside of the main drag (excuse the pun) do you see much trouble as a bumper?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:48, Reply)
nah. It's not alarmingly apparent that Im a fudge nudger tbh.
I don't skip down the street doing jazz hands.
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I had one of them once.
Not really comfortable discussing the details online though.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:37, Reply)
it's fucking dull on here.
Save for Donald Fisher.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:37, Reply)
I've finished what I was doing now, so I'll post some more if that'll help.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:39, Reply)
It would help enormously, mate.
I am sick of these dullards.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:45, Reply)
I've spent my morning under a cold water tank.
It was cold. I might not do any more work at protest for having to do that.
How's your week?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:47, Reply)
shit busy, Winders. And will be until Thursday afternoon.
I am trawling through spreadsheets and reports at the moment which I hate.

Crawling around under a water tank is a breach of your Human Rights.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:50, Reply)
I reckon you're right.
I'd go speak to our union rep, but I'd rather poke my eyes out with rusty tuning forks.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:51, Reply)
Union rep? Hahahahahaha. No way?
I'd be moaning like fuck. Are you still on probation?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:56, Reply)
yerr, 3 months. I've only been here 1.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:58, Reply)
Two more months and you can have all the sick leave you can eat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:02, Reply)
I hope it turns out to be bowel cancer

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:40, Reply)
or prostate cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:41, Reply)
No, it has to be bowel cancer.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:42, Reply)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:47, Reply)
much more undignified and much less survivable

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:54, Reply)
Are you really sure about that?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:41, Reply)
all I wanna say is that they don't really care about us.

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Thanks "MJ"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:50, Reply)
notorious paedophile Michael Jackson.
Top fact: his MO was very similar to Lewis Carroll's.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:52, Reply)
ain't rimming that.
Corned beef and piccalilli sandwich for lunch. Delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:09, Reply)

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