lazy Sunday evening plans?
crying into a cup-a-soup and hoping the boss doesn't comment on you not fitting into the extra large tabard in the morning?

I'm going to paddle to the pub and drink four or five Lakeland Pale before passing out around half nine
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:48, 29 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Might go for a couple of quick pints then do some ironing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:03, Reply)

This is nearly AA-standard high living.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:06, Reply)

The Doris has prepared dinner, so I could do some ironing whilst she does the cooking.
Team work!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:08, Reply)

imma post this again

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:24, Reply)

probably watch a movie. or a film.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:31, Reply)

on the telly or the TV?

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:32, Reply)

on the television.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:38, Reply)

flash cunt

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:45, Reply)

Is that the new Sony model?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:50, Reply)

I'm going to splash round to a friend's house and get stoned
👟 💦
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:09, Reply)

just watched Dead Man's Shoes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:24, Reply)

always with the foot fetish

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:32, Reply)

it's perfectly normal m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:55, Reply)

finally handed in my homework, only 2 days late
Time for a cheeky beer!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:49, Reply)

In the pub. With the Doris.
Ironing and a cottage pie when we get back.

#chores
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:08, Reply)

Back. 4 quick pints, now to iron and starch some shirts.
Winning!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:53, Reply)

I'm worried about jeff, and his ironing, starch thing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:06, Reply)

Worry yee not.
I have done sufficient ironing.

Watch the boxing last night?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:34, Reply)

Chromecasting Death in paradise might get an early night.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:22, Reply)

I'm meeting the Ukippers.
It isn't a positive experience.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:34, Reply)

They need a fucking good starching.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:39, Reply)

up yer bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:07, Reply)

Watching E! Live From The Red Carpet
..and in the process of getting drunk enough to cope with E! Live From The Red Carpet
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:09, Reply)

Watched some Captain Scarlet.
I've seen action films with less plot and fewer explosions.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:28, Reply)

Imma in my cups to the tune of a gajillion litas of rioja
I'm 8-3 up in predictions so far but I'm a 0.0 in alcohol futures
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 3:17, Reply)