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up yer bum(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:45,
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latest was 9 years ago)
alright(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:53,
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Moar like :o
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:10,
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Yer bum in /OT: :o
Yer bum in /talk: :O
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:12,
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Them talk folk are a bit loose(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:13,
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why do you have a pair of scent glands next to your arsehole?are you a baboon?
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You call 'em scent glands,I call 'em clagnuts.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:45,
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I just had some little baby chorizo for dinner in a salad. i would say they were nommy, but you know... adult and that.
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And nuts/cheese on the whole.Lettuce and tomato are shit in salads, don't know why they're the norm.
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Onion and chilli is the way forward, just saying(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:37,
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I love raw onion, but it gives me gas, so leave it out.Chilli depends on the salad.
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I prefer them to black jacks any day(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:43,
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black jacks are shit TRUFAX(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:47,
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I fucking love a fruit salad(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:29,
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What, like some kind of frightful DEVIANT?No thank you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:12,
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yeah yeah ... everybody knows that fat chicks love it up the pooper(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:14, Reply)
splay the cheeks with a pair of coal shovels and prop them open with a mop handle/pro tips
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http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2470009
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:21,
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still the best thing ever written on here
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:31,
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Ain't got shit on thisb3ta.com/talk/6010936
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:42,
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No real names on the internet please, Ethelred.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 20:34,
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A night of sport-balls awaits.Bet you're all dead excited about that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:21,
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Is it on BT Sport?I've gone with CL on ITV but muted, and the Bristol City game on the wireless.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:53,
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Dunno.They were talking about it on Points West.
*shrugs*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:56,
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I didn't see Points West this eveningAlex Lovell annoys me, her neck looks considerably older than her face.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 20:07,
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I will be spending all day tomorow in the NEC at a trade showPray for me
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Fuck, I've done that.You have my utmost sympathy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:23,
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oh boy! make sure you get some promo USB keys and executive stress balls!(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:23, Reply)
We've stopped issuing literatureJust give out business cards with USB sticks in them with all of the information on.
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that's a fucking stupid idea, who's gonna be able to file a 8mm thick business card(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:29,
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They're about 2mm thickIt's more about saving print costs and not having to throw away literature when machines are upgraded/superceded
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definitely more cost effective to keep copying stuff to and from usb sticks than run off a couple of photocopies(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:35,
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Because photocopies are going to get clients to remember you. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:37,
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I'd remember them as a company that didn't waste money on gimmicks, maybe that's not a positive in some people's eyes(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:42,
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High-grade literature on heavy stock with spot UV varnish costs a bloody fortuneAlso, you can give updates over the net. Easier to store/transport, too.
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what's wrong with a normal business card with your website address on it?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:41,
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If you'd ever seen the snowdrifts of thrown-away cards littering the aisles at the end of a show, you wouldn't ask this(, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:45, Reply)
I think that's more the fault of repulsive salespeople forcing their cards into the hands of clients who clearly aren't interested than of the medium itselfyou could write your number on a fag packet and if someone cares about your business enough they'll hang onto it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:51,
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and you don't get snowdrifts of usb sticks because people probably wait until they get home before binning them(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:53,
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www.flashbay.co.uk/products/custom-usb-cards
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:36,
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