Trying new things
I spied upon some sourdough bread in Sainsburys last night and realised I'd never eaten it. This has now been rectified. Are you a trier of new things or a "I won't like that" type of mong?

Last new thing you tried? (YM optional)

Alt:
Disasters on the way home
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:42, 117 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I'll try new things if they're appetizing-looking. I don't think I'd go for live monkey brains, for example.
Disasters on the way home: b3ta.com/questions/caught/post748706
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:53, Reply)

needs more actual pantshitting

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:02, Reply)

sourdough bread is lovely
i am always up for doing new things apart from food. just now i fished out all the kiwi fruit pieces from my fruit salad because i didn't like it as a child and that must mean i still don't like it, even though i haven't tried it in years. stupid little seedy bastards.

the theatre last night. that was very different indeed.

alt: saw a drunken flid avoid getting trapped under a tube train by fuck knows what sort of luck, then fall on the tracks immediately after the train left the station. i thought he was going to get fried alive, but two chaps leapt down to pull him up (the station guard was going ballistic thinking he was going to have 3 zapped corpses on his watch), and apart from a blackened hand, he was fine. he had absolutely zero idea how lucky he was.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:55, Reply)

I make fucking splendid sourdough
but it's worth noting that what supermarkets call sourdough is what they used to call "bread" before they all started using shit semi-baked stuff.

I'll eat pretty much anybody's mum.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:00, Reply)

Bread is shit and for cunts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:03, Reply)

Best. Opinion. Ever.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:03, Reply)

Cheers!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:04, Reply)

it's no boxtrolls
but still, hot soft bread with a crunchy crust, smothered in warm, melting blue cheese?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:08, Reply)

is shit and for cunts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:09, Reply)

well colour me cunt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:09, Reply)

It already is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:10, Reply)

shocking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:12, Reply)

I have some beef to stick in a couple of slices for lunch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:10, Reply)

What a horrid euphemism.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:12, Reply)

You laaav it, you slaaaayg

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:27, Reply)

Baguettes are more suited to that particular task.

( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:08, Reply)

le pain est de la merde et de chattes

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:10, Reply)

somebody really needs to reach Google translate how to fucking swear

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:00, Reply)

While swearing is permitted on Google, we prefer more creative forms of profanity:
Portmanteau: twat + cunt = twunt. Can you think of your own?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:02, Reply)

connard + pute = cute
branler + putain = brain

I'm not sure I'm doing this right.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:42, Reply)

are more suited to that particular task. is it monsieur neville?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:24, Reply)

Didnt the ancient greeks bake bread dildos?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:08, Reply)

I'll try most things, except bum stuff.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:05, Reply)

Oh go on

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:06, Reply)

if you do us a nice romantic night, and you're gentle, maybe.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13, Reply)

I'm not making any promises I can't keep.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:19, Reply)

I'm deeply conservative and hate new things.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:07, Reply)

c C
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:08, Reply)

no, with a small c

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:11, Reply)

But less about your genitals, tell us more of your fear of change.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:13, Reply)

fewer

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:16, Reply)

Surely having a small cunt is a good thing?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:17, Reply)

Nonce.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:19, Reply)

In all fairness, he's probably referring to grace.

( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:21, Reply)

^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:22, Reply)

It'll probably just be an explanation as to why he's not become a pre-op transexual yet.

( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:17, Reply)

not even one of my top ten transformers

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:21, Reply)

Transexuals, pre-ops in disguise

( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:22, Reply)

Definitely a possible tag-line for Emvee's next film.

( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:23, Reply)

Or "Pre-ops in dis guy's vagina"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:27, Reply)

Oh no, it's Star(willmakeyou)scream(oncethistoyslodgedinyourcolon)

( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:31, Reply)

"Wheeljack off for your photos"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:34, Reply)

That's a touch Optimustic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:37, Reply)

decepticon!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:24, Reply)

youtu.be/EU1CDSP7FRk
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:27, Reply)

n ck
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( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:29, Reply)

we've all had one off the wrist to tranny porn

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:24, Reply)

I love a wank over an old fashioned radio, me.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:27, Reply)

Is that wireless able to maintain an erection these days?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:28, Reply)

i tried shaving my balls
i was still shit at tennis :(((

i once tried bull broth miso in london but they used the worng parts of the bull and i don like my miso horny :((((

a friend once invited me to a concert to eat the vomit of a former Chairman of the Labour Party. i turned the weirdo down obviously as whos gonna enjoy what Tony Benn ate???? :(((
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:38, Reply)

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Tim Vine!

( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:41, Reply)

I like Tim Vine.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:51, Reply)

That explains a lot.

( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:52, Reply)

So do skydivers!
Or something.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:05, Reply)

it really does

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:06, Reply)

you're nearly as funny as him

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:06, Reply)

Yes, Dozer.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:22, Reply)

my hero!
i went to a star wars themed gardening exhibit with two english actors but going into the afternoon there was a clash of events so isaid we could go and see Chewy fell hedges at four or Lando blooms
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:03, Reply)

I tried salted banana chips at the weekend. They taste like crisps but are one of your five a day.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:58, Reply)

That sounds a bit odd

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:00, Reply)

They're like the dried banana you get in fruit and fibre, but over salted so that's all you can taste.
I thought they were going to be like the ones in fruit and fibre, I didn't even realise they were salted. It was an impulse buy in the spice shop.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:06, Reply)

they're really not

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:02, Reply)

^
That nonsense 'five-a-day' rule is a gift to the food industry
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:03, Reply)

Well it's a good job I don't really adhere to it then isn't it?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:05, Reply)

they should have gone with my suggestion of "eat your fucking veg, you slack-arsed pricks"

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:07, Reply)

I had a sweetcorn the other night. Your turn now.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:08, Reply)

I had ceps in cream and fried winter cabbage last night.
Veg are always better if you drown then in fat.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:09, Reply)

^fact. Lamb/Chicken saag is my favourite spinach delivery mechanism.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:13, Reply)

spinach is definitely 80% healthier if it's swimming in clarified butter and mutton juice

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:14, Reply)

I think you might have taken my post with more seriousness than was intended.
Next you'll be telling me pies aren't a food group
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:06, Reply)

All the time. Expecially food wise.
Im always broadening my culinary horizons.
Last one I tried was ras el hanout chicken cos it sounded like a Batman character
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:05, Reply)

gayest of all the spice blends

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:07, Reply)

Ras Al Hanout is great in a tagine.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:08, Reply)

Well he had been out of a job since training Batman

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:17, Reply)

dullest of all the posters

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:26, Reply)

fuck this shit, it's sunny out, Imma take the dog out.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:11, Reply)

might go looking for bullfinches

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:12, Reply)

finches dykes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:21, Reply)

there's quite a few of those out on the Fens too

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:31, Reply)

I judge people who are fussy about food: especially if it's something they've never tried before.
I think it reveals a fundamental personality flaw. A major privilege of existence is the experience of trying new things.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:21, Reply)

also
food drugs having sex with children
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:23, Reply)

+ Unfortunately the judge decided that it wasn't a valid defence, and now I'm on the sex offenders register.
( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:24, Reply)

You should wear it like a badge of honour.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:35, Reply)

Try telling six million jews that.

( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:36, Reply)

too soon.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:37, Reply)

I hate katie melua

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:01, Reply)

Can we have a new thread please?
And it's worth noting that no-one has mentioned trying your mum as a new thing for a number of reasons, including (but not limited to): -

We've all already had her.
She's so old, it'd be wrong to refer to her as 'new'.
( Muns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:44, Reply)

I have not had a "go" on her disgusting saggy genitals.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:49, Reply)

It's all about tiger/giraffe (lions and bears oh my) bread anyway
Smells scrummy delish
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:53, Reply)

what are you gibbering about?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:55, Reply)

Some kind of gay slang, I think

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:56, Reply)

TIGER BREAD IS NICE

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:00, Reply)