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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lunch thread.
I have left over meatballs not sure if I'll have them with pasta or put them in a sandwich.

Alt: What's the worst thing to say before sex?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:11, 87 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I'll go make myself a coffee, I expect plenty of lols in this thread by the time I come back.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:16, Reply)
n

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:17, Reply)
Yeah', I don't think that would go down as a good thing to say before sex.
#SeeWhatIDIdThere
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
rice n pea

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:17, Reply)

Alt: That pizza was fantastic. So what's in your spare room?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:17, Reply)


(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:45, Reply)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:48, Reply)
their ridiculous sitcom is about the only funny thing on telly at the moment
dunno how often they need to do the same stuff before the rest of the "comedy" world catches up
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)
alt: sorry, that's never happened to me before.
The only possible explanation is that you are a fat, ugly, pig.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:20, Reply)
alt: you just lie back, your dad told me what you like

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:20, Reply)
death to the coons

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:21, Reply)
We say that instead of grace before dinner every night.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:24, Reply)
don't mention my dead pet please

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:25, Reply)
Edgy.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:29, Reply)
not as edgy as marrying a Sirenian

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:37, Reply)
Best of all the Italian islands.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:52, Reply)
alt: please, please please can we have sex tonight please please please
*married man blog*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:21, Reply)
^ pleading for it is always an option

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:28, Reply)
Pretend you need a shit, but secretly go and have a wank to some porn on your mobile in the bathroom.
It's my secret to a happy marriage.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:30, Reply)
alt its ok I will just spit on it instead

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:21, Reply)
Alright, Prince Charming.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:46, Reply)
Hey I know you are jotting these down for future use

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:51, Reply)
I'm not sure anybody on here has much to teach me
b3ta.com/talk/2339323
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:58, Reply)
YEAH BABY

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:07, Reply)
I got a bacon, avacardo, mayo and red-onion sandwich, it's well nyom.
Worst thing to do is take your socks off first. After watching that boogie nights, a women just in quad-skates and socks can be hot - but a bloke in just socks looks embarassing.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:23, Reply)
You need to look up 'say' in the dictionary m8

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:25, Reply)
noun: a greenish-blue colour which is one of the primary subtractive colours, complementary to red.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:29, Reply)
Yeah', if I can't think up anything relivient i tend to do my own thing, HTH

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:33, Reply)
Alt: -
How dare you say no?
Yes, of course I'll buy you a Barbie doll afterwards.
Of course I have a condom, and it's only been used twice before.
Respect you in the morning? Only if you'll let me piss in your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:28, Reply)
I'll have you know that it looks perfectly normal, under the warts.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:29, Reply)
Yes, I have been tested for STDs. The results? You can fuck right off!

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:30, Reply)
Girlfriend? No. No-one ever survives the first date.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:32, Reply)
spaghetti
alt. stop screaming, let's not turn this rape into a murder.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:30, Reply)
lol like sickipedia yeah

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:31, Reply)
My threads are the edgiest.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:35, Reply)
Alt. I'm going for a fag

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:33, Reply)
I had roast turkey, roast potatoes, peas and carrots
It wasn't bad.

Alt: "I have left over meatballs."
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
brace yourself

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:36, Reply)


(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:47, Reply)
Things just got sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:49, Reply)
oh yeah

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:53, Reply)
Yeah go on, then - might be a laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:37, Reply)
This made me feel guilty for laughing
au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/25394876/plane-crash-kills-three-in-flight-simulator/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:41, Reply)
No, I just always prefer it with the light off
Thanks, I've just had it stuffed
Hang on, let me just get a picture, my friends will NEVER believe this!. Fucking hell how do you zoom this thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:45, Reply)
My idiot ex-flatmate went out with a guy like that.
It was so tiny she burst into tears when he got it out. She had to pretend she was still cut up about her ex.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:58, Reply)
He knew, he must have known.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:05, Reply)
obv
He I
must have known it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:06, Reply)
I knew, he it?

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:08, Reply)

I assumed that you would remove both "he's"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:10, Reply)
I knew, it?

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:12, Reply)
Or: I knew, I it?

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:12, Reply)
let's just all agree that psychoplump has a very tiny penis

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:13, Reply)
How does Bonzo know this?
I mean, I'm all for jumping on an unsubstantiated bandwagon nut it'd be nice to know if it has any vague basis in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:15, Reply)
there's at least one person on here who could confirm or deny this rumour

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:16, Reply)
Go on then

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:17, Reply)
it's like a maggot lost in Graeme Sounness's perm

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:19, Reply)
Or, and bear with me on this, let's just agree that strikethroughs aren't funny

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:17, Reply)

str
kethroughs
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:18, Reply)
I aren't funny?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:19, Reply)
I think we can all agree with that.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:20, Reply)
youn rnt eiver

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:23, Reply)
Would you rather have a tiny penis, but the charms'n'wit to get your willy wet whenever you want.
Or would you rather have a massive penis, but have the charms'n'wit to only get your willy wet when paying for it?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:43, Reply)
I couldn't imagine life without either.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:06, Reply)
You have a tiny penis AND can never get your willy wet?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:54, Reply)
it'd have to touch the sides to get wet

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)
He's the worst copy editor ever.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:12, Reply)
I think he needs to go away and think about what he's done.

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:13, Reply)
I have thought about it
and I have no regrets
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:30, Reply)
alt: yes that is as big as it gets

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:47, Reply)
"Haha, if you comb your pubes upwards like that, it looks like your mum's face."

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:48, Reply)
alt: no I havent got a noddy but if I throw t up your shit box you wont get preggers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:50, Reply)
I've gone for meatball sandwich. Might take a photo of it, I'll show it to you lot.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:50, Reply)
but what about the sandwich?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:56, Reply)
I meant the sandwich. I'm not sending you dick pics.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:57, Reply)
That's a goodun! That would turn anyone off.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:58, Reply)
Meatballs will be tomorrow's lunch in a sarnie for me
I had some butternut risotto soup that I pimped with red chilli

Alt:
I'm not putting THAT in THERE
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:50, Reply)
What fucking prick decided on a 'closed casket' service?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:57, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:18, Reply)
Can't believe no ones done this yet
alt: " Y'know, this isn't the first time I've fucked a B3tan's mum".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:00, Reply)
alt: "Farking 'ell, it looks like a red setter in a bin bag!"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:15, Reply)
now we're getting SEXY

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:17, Reply)
alt: " OK Grace, hold your nose and pull your claws in....."

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:31, Reply)
There's a good boy, have this treat while I just remove a rude picture and I'll be with you in a sec.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:53, Reply)
"Ok, I was speeding, is there anything I can do to avoid points on my license?"

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:54, Reply)
"How much?"

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:59, Reply)
"Hello fellow pupils, this is my first day at an all boys school and I'll be sharing a dorm with you.
So, what do we do in the evening for recreation?"
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:05, Reply)

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