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Tea time thread.Tea is great. And cakes. And scones. But not those little nonce sandwiches.
Alt: milk or sugar?
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What's the fastest cake in the world?!?!??1Ssssssssssscone
(it'ssss-gone)
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They're all too busy batteringbirds who are the victim of rape or something.(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:24, Reply)
It's very funny if you know what's going on in the world, god read a newspaper once in a while.(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:48, Reply)
what newspapers are you reading that find mass murder and torture "funny"?(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:54, Reply)
fuck you. fuck tea. fuck this thread.Alt. Both.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:13,
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What about biscuits, eh?Alt: just a splash of milk, ta
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:14,
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I prefer biscuits with a casual cuppaBut a proper sit down High Tea or Elevenses warrants proper cakes
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Oh I didn't realise this was a formal doI'd have put nicer trousers on if I'd known
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:20,
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bow chikka wow!you might want to be wary of scalding groin splashes though
And also spilling the tea.
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Red bull, sevradole, methadone, solphadene & diazipam (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:33,
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Our office's fucking water supply has been cut off by those cunts with hosesPresumably some kind of pissing contest thing. Luckily I don't need a shit, but I do need a FUCKING COFFEE
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Here's what you doStick it in a sealable travel mug
Load it into a trebuchet
Aim at Nottingham
Gravity will do the rest
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I'm starting to think you're not entirely committed to this relationship(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:28, Reply)
elephants?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:22,
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YesBig grey massive-eared bastards.
What is the collective noun for elephants, anyway? A rememberance?
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That's not what I herd(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:37,
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WHAT A BUNCH OF FLAMIN NANCIES, POOVES AND QUARESYOU MAKE ME SICK!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:27,
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FucksocksDue to a massive abscess under a tooth I have been prescribed Metronidazole - and you CAN'T DRINK ALCOHOL when you're taking them.
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Your dentist is a namby-pamby cuntHe should have just punched you in the mouth repeatedly until all your teeth came out
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He has two black beltsProbably could have - not quite as profitable though
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A really fat one that has to join two together?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:59,
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Pork pie and a pint.None of this 'tea and scones' malarkey.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:44,
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I've drank enough tea for one dayI'm more focusing on DINNER I'm thinking about a curry and a pint or two.
Alt:Brandy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:01,
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Tea gets boring after a while, like low tar cigs when I was a filthy smoker.(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:06, Reply)
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