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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That the little piggy who went to market wasn't going shopping for groceries.
He wasn't coming back from that trip.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:27, 6 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
That the little piggy who went to market wasn't going shopping for groceries.
He wasn't coming back from that trip.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:27, 6 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
This little piggy went to the slaughterhouse
This little piggy still needed fattening up before he was killed to make yummy bacon.
This little piggy had offal by products from the TB infected cattle in the next field.
This little piggy was the runt of the litter and was left to die.
This little piggy pissed himself out of fear, having realised that he was fucked no matter what happens to him.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:32, Reply)
This little piggy still needed fattening up before he was killed to make yummy bacon.
This little piggy had offal by products from the TB infected cattle in the next field.
This little piggy was the runt of the litter and was left to die.
This little piggy pissed himself out of fear, having realised that he was fucked no matter what happens to him.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:32, Reply)
My brother once had a job shepherding pigs in the slaughterhouse to the guy that kills them.
He got pissed on, shit on and even ejaculated on. Fear's a funny thing.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)
He got pissed on, shit on and even ejaculated on. Fear's a funny thing.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)
I bet it was one of those jobs where the pay was dreadful, and he did it out of love?
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He said it was alright, the supervisor would give people a dab of speed on Friday afternoon to buck everyone up.
Classy times.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
Classy times.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
He was sold as breeding stock. He spent the rest of his days balls deep in lady pigs.
That's what I tell my son, anyway.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)
That's what I tell my son, anyway.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)
Why are all the nyommy bacumz sandwich meat-eaters so shocked and upset by this 'revelation'?
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Because bacon doesn't come from pigs,
it comes from the local Spar.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
it comes from the local Spar.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
Oh yeah, well how do you explain the one who went wee wee wee weeeeee all the way home then, M. N'Heures Souris Rames?
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Screams of delight, because he was going to make it home in time to watch family fortunes.
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And they won't even allow children to sing Baa Baa Black Sheep any more
It's political correctness gone mad
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:44, Reply)
It's political correctness gone mad
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:44, Reply)
Aren't most nursery rhymes just saccharine retellings of the true horror of existence?
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Are you telling me that Rock-a-bye Baby isn't just a nice way of saying "shut up and go to sleep or I'll bash your head in"?
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I was told off by my wife for singing the Tim Minchin lullaby to my son when settling him.
It was working quite nicely too.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:04, Reply)
It was working quite nicely too.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:04, Reply)
Well played.
My eldest found Shaun Of The Dead to be soothing background noise, but he'd scream if I watched it with the commentary on.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:09, Reply)
My eldest found Shaun Of The Dead to be soothing background noise, but he'd scream if I watched it with the commentary on.
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