Strangle Wank
y/n
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:08, 81 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

more of a poppers and pokey bum chap

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:09, Reply)

A sensible policy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:12, Reply)

Who's doing the strangling?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:09, Reply)

Ann widdecombe's elasticated waist band

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:11, Reply)

live at the Dublin castle

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:11, Reply)

Bert

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:12, Reply)

i never let my brothers strangle me...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:21, Reply)

A crafty wank is one of the best things about being married :(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:15, Reply)

lol shit marriage

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:17, Reply)

That says more about the institution of marriage than about you being a wanker.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:17, Reply)

this is the most tragic thing I've ever read on here
and the tragedy bar on here is pretty fucking high
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:18, Reply)

"in less than a year, you'll be dead"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:32, Reply)

alright dozer

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:40, Reply)

jesus, almost the worst of all the b3tan insults
i was only quoting "american beauty" :( :( :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:50, Reply)

who do you get to strangle?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:21, Reply)

the "old chicken".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:25, Reply)

i don't have one
bit sexist this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:31, Reply)

Fucking veggie

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 May 2015, 16:34, Reply)

pescie
ACTUALLY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:34, Reply)

Well that makes far more sense.
Oh no, wait a minute...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 May 2015, 16:37, Reply)

chickens are cute
fish aren't
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:38, Reply)

i love a good strangle wank

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:42, Reply)

lol at all the voting bloos in the last fred
who did you lot go for?
It wasnt an easy decision in any way for me. But I feel going forward that that's best for the CUNTRY as a hoe
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:55, Reply)

i'm not telling you because i respect the secrecy of the ballot

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:00, Reply)

I went for the one with good dress sense.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:00, Reply)

Must of missed that one.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:01, Reply)

the parties should get the biggest bloo-ers to campaign for them in a masterful twist of reverse psychology
people would be queuing up to do the opposite of what they were told
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:03, Reply)

SNP

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:18, Reply)

but your constituency is safe Labour, so your Tory vote was pointless.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:30, Reply)

no vote is pointless
it might not affect the outcome, but it shows your voice.

anyway you have no idea which part of the area he lives in. go a few miles south or north of the city centre and you can get very different pictures - see wyre & preston north or hazel grove for example.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:46, Reply)

he's poor and lives in an urban area
It's Labour.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:56, Reply)

Dozer has an extensive RL archive on b3tans, so he is probably right.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:06, Reply)

alright Dr Shit Credit Rating

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:10, Reply)

Available credit: £225 haha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:17, Reply)

that's just shy of a school uniform

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:28, Reply)

That's actually better than I thought.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:28, Reply)

a weak grasp of your financial situation might be one of the reasons for your financial situation

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:45, Reply)

Thanks!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:51, Reply)

that'll be £25k

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:52, Reply)

Do you take magic beans?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:54, Reply)

only on weekends
getting a bit weary for midweek disco
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:09, Reply)

ah, financial adviser, eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:56, Reply)

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:59, Reply)

It'd be just as pointless in a safe Tory seat.
It's almost as if FPTP is a rubbish system.
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:09, Reply)

YOUR BREATHING IS POINTLESS

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:11, Reply)

depends who is doing the strangling really.
Can I spit on you?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:02, Reply)

on my face or my dick?
the answer's "yes" either way obvs
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:21, Reply)

keep going...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:11, Reply)

*gags*
*gargles*
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:12, Reply)

show off

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:18, Reply)

WOAHHH BODYFORM
BODYFORM FOR PM
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:22, Reply)

y
phwoar
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:36, Reply)

strangle wank plus punch fucking
Y
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:16, Reply)

if labour win im leaving 5eva

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:18, Reply)

#ed4pm

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:21, Reply)

if labour win im buying b3ta

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:27, Reply)

a fiver to you mate
and I've got another dozen moribund 'comedy' websites here, fresh off the back of a lorry
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:36, Reply)

b3ta is comedy? aah...

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:40, Reply)

Voted. Did an Inspector Closeau and walked into the kitchen of the community centre whilst cheerily saying goodbye to the polling staff.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 May 2015, 20:19, Reply)

+ who were watching me through the window of the scout hut next door that was the polling station

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 May 2015, 20:26, Reply)

I do hope that the community centre has all central and local government funding removed after this General election.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 May 2015, 20:29, Reply)

it's got plenty of cash now they've closed the primary.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 May 2015, 20:34, Reply)