fornholes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2015, 8:09, 125 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

forlorn holes :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 May 2015, 8:14, Reply)

^^still pining for Grace

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 May 2015, 8:24, Reply)

stop making me cry :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 May 2015, 8:31, Reply)

HEY YOU GUYS!

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 15 May 2015, 8:16, Reply)

it's Friday Mr. Horrible

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 May 2015, 8:21, Reply)

Sunny Friday and a nice weekend ahead
Only a suspiciously twitching right butt cheek following last night's yoga stretching to mar the day
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 May 2015, 8:29, Reply)

You can stay or you can go, and although I sympathize, I see the bumholes in your eyes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 May 2015, 8:30, Reply)

Nice sunny morning
Could be a good weekend - birthday party in Gloucester but, more importantly, MY CHILLIES HAVE ARRIVED!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 15 May 2015, 8:35, Reply)

Paul David Hewson (born 10 May 1960), known by his stage name Bono, is an Irish singer-songwriter, musician, venture capitalist, businessman, and philanthropist.
He is best recognised as the frontman of the Dublin-based rock band U2. Bono was born and raised in Dublin, Ireland, and attended Mount Temple Comprehensive School where he met his future wife, Alison Stewart, and the future members of U2. Bono writes almost all U2 lyrics, frequently using religious, social, and political themes. During U2's early years, Bono's lyrics contributed to their rebellious and spiritual tone. As the band matured, his lyrics became inspired more by personal experiences shared with the other members.
( Peej, Fri 15 May 2015, 8:37, Reply)

#timebantz

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 May 2015, 8:42, Reply)

shorn voles

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 May 2015, 8:45, Reply)

One of the young guys in the office just said he doesn't know who Joey Deacon was
This day just got loads better.
( Peej, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:10, Reply)

Why, because he has reminded you how old you are?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:27, Reply)

Younger than you Grandma.

( Peej, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:33, Reply)

I don't think 2 years is enough for me to have had children and grandchildren before you hatched

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:34, Reply)

You're not my Grandma,
Grandma
( Peej, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:38, Reply)

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YES I AM!
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:42, Reply)

*sound of drum falling downstairs*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:44, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forlorn_hope
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:25, Reply)

Morning mr horrible
I have a hangover
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:32, Reply)

Why not indeed?
Getting off to a slow start this morning.

Keyword: decaf.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:36, Reply)

Decaf is an abomination
see also alcohol free vino
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:39, Reply)

And those weed-free joints you can buy in newsagents.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:42, Reply)

wait what?

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:45, Reply)

They're rubbish, you have to tear them open, pour the contents into a rizla and add your own weed.
Broken Britain.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:47, Reply)

Also, how come they're more expensive than the ones with the weed in?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:51, Reply)

The Tories certainly have a lot to answer for.
Soon the only way to enjoy weed will be from a snuff box.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:56, Reply)

I get a really bad sore throat when I smoke snuff.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:58, Reply)

I don't think you're supposed to inhale.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:00, Reply)

we spent two hours in french customs because one of the wanker my brother brought on out trip,
Was one of those hipster types who thought taking snuff was really cool. He was doing it in the car and the gendarmerie thought he was doing drugs and searched all of us.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 May 2015, 10:07, Reply)

people who take snuff deserve a great hairy fist up the arse

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:08, Reply)

there's an old boy who is a friend of my dad that takes snuff, it seems to suit him alright,
But everyone else in the world looks like a tit
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 May 2015, 10:12, Reply)

Has that chat up line ever worked for you?

( Muns, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:12, Reply)

only on ... wait for it ... wait for it ... y'all ready for this?
YOUR MUM
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:17, Reply)

She told me about that.
Apparently you said the line while having a sniff from the tin. My mum was a little put off by the snuff taking, and accusations of having a hairy arm, but she decided to go back to yours and put her hand up your arse anyway.
( Muns, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:20, Reply)

Have you ever seen that stuff the Scandinavians have that's like a little teabag of baccy you tuck inside your gob like a hamster?
It's vile.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:57, Reply)

it's political correctness gone mad

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:05, Reply)

in other news,
The deaf bloke in the workshop who is a proper knob and I hate, has just been suspended for taking photos in the animal testing lab and posting them on facebook. What a cunt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 May 2015, 10:05, Reply)

were they sexy pics?
Gaz me
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:09, Reply)

ViviSEXion more like

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:11, Reply)

are you in to Goats with venereal disease or rodents with a range of contagious disease?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 May 2015, 10:11, Reply)

Dozer's sloppy seconds.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:14, Reply)

y

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:17, Reply)

Only the sexy goats, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:21, Reply)

They never fucking listen, do they?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:09, Reply)

^I see what you did there^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:18, Reply)

You'd think he would have picked up on the signs, though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:24, Reply)

Alright 'mark b and blade'

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:40, Reply)

lol

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:35, Reply)

You're only upset because she didn't hear you say 'this is our little secret'.

( Muns, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:41, Reply)