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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Come on then Richard
Give us a new question suggestion so I don't have to trawl through the suggestions page you never post any real suggestions on.

keyword=suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 8:49, 216 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
keyword=mcbeef

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 8:53, Reply)
keywords=ian brady

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 8:54, Reply)
keywords= Patrick Moors-murder

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 8:57, Reply)
Where can I get some pthc?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 8:57, Reply)
Just thinking out loud, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 8:58, Reply)
Dire Straits more dangerous singlezzzzzzz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:03, Reply)
oh i see yet another exclusive thread just for richard, this is bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:00, Reply)
keyword=mcbeefy-bromance

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:01, Reply)
fancies Richard
pass it on
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:01, Reply)
I got it tattood on my knob

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:02, Reply)
PJ 4 RMc
Saw that written on the blackboard.

Must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:02, Reply)
PJ 4 RMc-IB

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:03, Reply)
IB?
Does Richard have an irritable bowel.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:04, Reply)
Did you miss Richard Mcbeef Ian Brady

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:12, Reply)
Must have done.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:16, Reply)
It also bore the legend 'IDST'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:04, Reply)
LOVES Richard Mcbeef
21040
3144
454
99%!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:05, Reply)
SCIENCE

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:05, Reply)
Can't argue with the data

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:06, Reply)
Now, this is our tough job but I am very pleased with the result. We can discuss different things but in the end I think we fully deserved the result.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:10, Reply)
It's harassment of everybody else

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:01, Reply)
I'm 2.0ing them both then posting about them because I'm so upset

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:02, Reply)
Two non Richard QOTW's have failed worse than chompy
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE A THIRD?

WELL!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:03, Reply)
Richard the THIRD
Or Richard the TURD.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:03, Reply)
Alternatively, the weeks where Richard set the questions finally saw off the remaining few qotwers.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:05, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:05, Reply)
That's some extreme failure.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:12, Reply)
I hope that Richard proposes a question about Sneakers

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:07, Reply)
Or car modifications

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:08, Reply)
Or obscure music that only him and Tangles have heard of

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:09, Reply)
Tangles googles/wikipedias it to pretend to be knowledgeable because he thinks it make McBeef like him.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:11, Reply)
I've got such a crush on him

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:12, Reply)
I had a dinner party last night and after eating somehow a picture of Mcbeef was produced and the likeness to Gary Oldman discussed.
He's proper famous.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:13, Reply)
You had a dinner party and mcbeef was a topic of discussion.
That's more than a little weird.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:15, Reply)
I mean, a dinner party on a THURSDAY!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:15, Reply)
My wife's hot cousin wanted to come over and I had a freezer full of steaks.
Mcbeef is always a topic of suggestion in our house.

Want to see the picture so you can decide for yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:32, Reply)
Might as well.
Fuck all else going on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:33, Reply)
Yeah, go on Peej
I'm interested to learn what Jeff's reaction might be
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:45, Reply)
*hopes it's a mcbeef picture and not the hot cousin, then ZING! Joke o'clock*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:47, Reply)
This is gonna be soooo lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:48, Reply)
I can't wait.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:48, Reply)
It was always going to be the Mcbeef picture,, to prove how he is actually Gary Oldman

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:49, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:08, Reply)
VOAT!
Which of Mcbeef's QOTW suggestions is the fewer worst one.


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:30, Reply)
I'm not voting.
We don't want a democracy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:32, Reply)
It's your democratic right to abstain.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:36, Reply)
Don't you oppress me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:37, Reply)
Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:51, Reply)

ab shit
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:38, Reply)
^Brewing up a Peter Shit-Storm

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:39, Reply)
your post in the last thread looks shit on a notphone :(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:51, Reply)
soz babe, I did my best

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:52, Reply)
Exciting news.
The recycling has been collected.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:00, Reply)
More exciting news!
We're going sofa shopping today.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:02, Reply)
We went sofa shopping the other day.
Didn't buy owt though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:02, Reply)
I suspect we will just order two of the first thing we like and get home before the kid starts whinging for tit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:10, Reply)
Your kid will sick on it.
As it gets older, it will impart a variety of sticky stains to it. Climbing over the back will wreck to cushions.
You'd do better to stick with a couple of creates, at least until it passes into teenage years.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:04, Reply)
yeah, I'd go with the creates if I were you

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:09, Reply)
The baby has her own little sofa already, she keeps falling off it though. So uncoordinated.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:09, Reply)
Kids are rubbish, aren't they?
I doubt mine would have made it to their first birthday if I hadn't kept stepping in to ensure their continued survival.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:12, Reply)
Yeah, shite, deffo the worst decision I've ever made, it's like a prison sentence

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:14, Reply)
Trust me, when it starts moving you'll long for the days when it just stayed where it was.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:18, Reply)
Don't forget about them learning to speak.
Some kids just won't shut up once they start.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:31, Reply)
When a kid learns to walk - parents learn to put shelves up

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:56, Reply)
sounds like a greate idea

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:16, Reply)
Thank fuck for that,
Thanks for letting us know, we'll sleep all the better tonight now.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:02, Reply)
Me too!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:03, Reply)
I'm sorry to burst your bubble m8
but it's probably just going to be shipped to china and chucked in a big hole.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:05, Reply)
Is that a wanking euphemism?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:10, Reply)
No.
The recycling has been collected.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:15, Reply)
three rough looking men collect my recycling every other Thursday
if you know what I mean
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:17, Reply)
It means you are anally penetrated by strangers on a fortnightly basis.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:31, Reply)
amateur

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:34, Reply)
zozimus is the amateur bummer m8, not me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:35, Reply)
^ Doubting Thomas

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:47, Reply)
Gonna buy a copy of Otis Blue I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:23, Reply)
is that like Otis Red-ding?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:26, Reply)
It's by Otis Red-ding

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:26, Reply)
I see what he did there

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:32, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:30, Reply)

U ok hun? xx
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:33, Reply)

Why has nobody made this a meme over the actual huns, destroying stuff and that?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:33, Reply)
I ask my Glasgow Rangers supporting friends and family this on a regular basis.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:35, Reply)
When I used to work in the bookies there were several patrons who wore full Rangers/Celtic tracksuits constantly.
Fully-grown 40+ men I may add.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:36, Reply)
grown men wearing replica sports kit should be executed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:40, Reply)
It wasn't even kit. It was 'leisurewear'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:41, Reply)
They should be locked in Pittodrie and then napalmed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:47, Reply)
I've only ever been in Pittodrie for the ale festival.
I have no desire to see any football there.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:48, Reply)
Football is for the proles, there is no shame in never having been to see the sport ball played there.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:53, Reply)
You should check out 'Full Kit Wankers' on Facebook m8. It's a right larf.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:53, Reply)
or twitter
@Full_KitWanker
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:26, Reply)
Most successful thread in ages this

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:43, Reply)
^ still the best one here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:51, Reply)
A few weeks ago when we did the googling real names thing I googled the real name of popular poster Richard Mcbeef
I found a BBC news article which led me to the website of his workplace.

Now I am not threatening to post any real names, work place addresses or naked pictures. But I did find a product on his company webpage that appears to be mispriced at 19p. I might order a 100 for a laugh. Mind you what I'd do with 100 Stainless steel baskets I don't know. Scrap yard?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:46, Reply)
using the cunning "give me your details and I'll send you stuff" ploy
Did you get his credit card details too?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:49, Reply)
sounds like harassment to me, but I'm no expert on such things

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:50, Reply)
I'd do that to all sorts of poster, but I don't know their surnames with the exceptions of FB contacts
plus notable posters Psychochomp and Rachelswipe. All of whom I've stalked the fuck out of.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:53, Reply)
I Googled 'psychochomp' once and found a year-old collarspace profile which had been logged on to that very day.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:57, Reply)
I also found his collarspace profile, which was the direct cause for my "have you ever googled a person and wished you hadn't" thread.
I googled "psychochomp" on that occasion, rather than RN. Poor lad didn't take the advice he dished out to Totach that time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:00, Reply)
Psychochomp was in the Royal Navy?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:26, Reply)
Real Name obviously
that's totally what that meant and not somebody's initials or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:28, Reply)
I just googled my omgrealname, but it appears google has never heard of me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:00, Reply)
If you google mine you just get a bunch of Canadian college professors.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:01, Reply)
I'm an American President

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:02, Reply)
Hi Abe

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:03, Reply)
Abey Lincs, out for drinks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:06, Reply)
^William Taft^

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:03, Reply)
"likes to lick shaft"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:14, Reply)
You damn right

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:23, Reply)
Yeah it has, you get your address and phone number. That's how I prank called you while other internets laughed in the background

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:06, Reply)
No need to get big headed about it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:07, Reply)
What really disgusts me about all this is how, as a grown man,
you apparently haven't lifted your not inconsiderably sized head out of the playground level of taunting. Prank calls? Who do you think you are, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:09, Reply)
I'm Richard Hammond. I don't bully directly.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:11, Reply)
Oh yeah, there is that one squealy site

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:11, Reply)
Don't worry m8 I won't tell

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:11, Reply)
Yeah!
Making false accusations against yourself without a shred of evidence is the way to go here! Any suggestion that you make some effort to justify your claim is not sensible! It is an attempt to OPPRESS you! And when it is pointed out that you were very wrong, who cares, it's "fair enough" to be very wrong and make false accusations! Right?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:30, Reply)
No, it's true, Frog really did look up my phone number
Luckily he only used it to have phone sex with me
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:31, Reply)
Haha joke's on you
That was me!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:40, Reply)
I feel so dirty :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:43, Reply)
It was me laughing and wanking in the background

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:45, Reply)
Oh I don't feel so bad now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:47, Reply)
There's a load of ugly people with mine on LinkedIn
Im the prettiest of my namesake fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:16, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:24, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:26, Reply)
Mummy?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:36, Reply)
I get a film actor with a similar name
and then some random on twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:31, Reply)
QOTW Chat, Shit Chat, Maths Love Games, Property Chat, Wire Basket Chat, Otis Chat
AND RECYCLING CHAT!

Fucking good thread, well done guys! Won't see the likes of these days again.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:17, Reply)
you're welcome

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:20, Reply)
YTBANEGKYD

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:23, Reply)
haha

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:24, Reply)
I know

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:25, Reply)
needs more torture

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:28, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:30, Reply)

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