I try.
NO really... I really do try. *sigh*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I lied
You are more 'mildy amusing' but with practise you could become a comedy genius.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I'm /talks equivalent of Michael McIntyre.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I like him
I suspect I'm alone in my liking though.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)

To be fair so do I.
But he's an easy target cos of all the haters innit?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I would have answered and continued in conversation but....
You ruined everything by typing 'innit'
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I was trying to be "down with the massive" or whatever the kids are doing nowadays :(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)

That, is a vicious slur against anybodys name,
internet or otherwise. If I could choke just one person to death, per day, for a whole year, he would have been the first. Then Ainsley Harriot the day after.

Then I would have to think about it for a bit.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)

As long as Jordan, Pete Docherty and that tit from N-dubs, who can't wear a hat, are in there you're fine.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)