I don't/can't drive Jeffarama.
but I'm sure you're right. I cannot shake the feeling that Panasonic saw me fucking coming.

But then I did have a wank outside Rumbelow's once, so they probably have.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Rumbelow's
Was the BEST shop to have a wank in front of.

Unlike Dixons with their metal shutters, you could stand outside 'Belows, have one off the wrist AND watching yourself doing so on a telly rigged up to one of their camcorders.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:57, Reply)

I use to work with my step dad in Tandys on a Saturday.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Maybe that's where it was then.
Did you have pigtails?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I was about 10.
Probably.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Child labour.
You can't beat it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Ah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:27, Reply)

I remember you now
The toddler with the glint in his eye staring through the window of the shop. I always thought it was strange for a 4 year old to be wearing a cravat.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Listen, I've changed now*
*not literally. I'm still in the same Farrah-effect trousers and 'geometric pattern' C&A jumper I was wearing all those years ago. The colours don't cut quite the bold dash they did in those glorious days of yore, and maybe they don't fit quite so well as they did back then, but inside I'm still the same old sweaty, rapey me.

I promise x x x x

EDIT and the Start-Rite cravat - of course!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:37, Reply)

You never forget your first perv.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:40, Reply)

C&A? Really Monty?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Fuck no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I should hope not
That shop was the most depressing one ever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)

The very thought of the logo
makes me all 'Moaty'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

I bet you have a secret fondness
for it. Apparantly still available on the continent
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Ah, Europe...
so 'chic', n'ec'e'e'e pas?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:26, Reply)

Rome yes
but then I bet there is no C&A in Rome
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:30, Reply)

No.
....but there is a 'U' in 'cunt'!!!!!111

I've got this whole 'chatting up' lark all wrong, haven't I?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:37, Reply)

MONTYTRON ENGAGE
-stage revolves, platform rises with wind machine catching his luscious locks, cape flapping behind him-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)

I'm afraid so yes
there is also a U in fucker! (If you don't get this response you are doing it wrong)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Work in Tandy, nice and handy.
I hated shopping in Tandy.

They'd always insist of getting your name and address when you went to complete a transaction.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:14, Reply)

My Tandy also sold remaindered singles.
I got six copies of Anarchy in the UK for about £1.50. Made a fair bit on them.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Good work, Porkinson.
Did I ever tell you about my Sex Pistols connection during the war?

*fills pipe, draws blanket around knees in bath chair, pisses grey M&S y fronts*

I did? Oh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:51, Reply)

But that was more than offset by my two biggest losses.
A very good copy of the original Honky Tonk Woman in the picture sleeve and a copy of The Who's Relay with Waspman on the B side (lol). Both stolen at the same party. Bastard students.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Panasonic plasma's are the best tv's on the market at the moment.
Full of Pioneer's incredible, but discontinued, Kuro series of plasmas.

I have got my eye on a modest 42" model at £800. Just need to peddle my prolapsed arsehole another 39 times.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Why not sell some
of that massive box of apostrophes you clearly have lying around the place these days, 'flash boy'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)

Dang nabbit
A momentary lapse of concentration and look where it gets me.



*shames*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:57, Reply)