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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Those newer and shinier Greek waiters
are nowhere near as good as the old ones anyway. Best just remembering the good times, eh?
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
are nowhere near as good as the old ones anyway. Best just remembering the good times, eh?
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I once had a fight with about 5 young Grecos
on a beach. They followed me around chanting 'Jesus Christ' at me until I threw a stein at one of them.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:08, Reply)
on a beach. They followed me around chanting 'Jesus Christ' at me until I threw a stein at one of them.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Hardly.
I had to hide in a hotel until they fucked off. I was on a 6th form trip to see Classical sites so luckily we were off the next morning.
Moped-riding bottom-wranglers.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:24, Reply)
I had to hide in a hotel until they fucked off. I was on a 6th form trip to see Classical sites so luckily we were off the next morning.
Moped-riding bottom-wranglers.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:24, Reply)
It's second only
to their love of purse-snatching, weedy-moustache-growing and pastel-coloured-clothing-wearing.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:29, Reply)
to their love of purse-snatching, weedy-moustache-growing and pastel-coloured-clothing-wearing.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:29, Reply)
No way.
She's always very careful - she'd never catch what you Germans call 'Wee Dee'.
Very personal question there, I'm appalled.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:02, Reply)
She's always very careful - she'd never catch what you Germans call 'Wee Dee'.
Very personal question there, I'm appalled.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Sorry.
I should remember my place around here.
Consider me repremanded.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)
I should remember my place around here.
Consider me repremanded.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)
SCHWEINHUND!
*slaps round face with highly collectable luxury logo-embossed Gestapo glove*
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:20, Reply)
*slaps round face with highly collectable luxury logo-embossed Gestapo glove*
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:20, Reply)
Tsk.
slaps round face withhighly collectable luxury logo-embossed Gestapo glove cock.
You big gaymo.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:28, Reply)
slaps round face with
You big gaymo.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:28, Reply)
GAY-BRAIN, GAY-BRAIN!
Look everyone, Jeff's a 'gay-brain'!
Hahahahaha
Gay-brain.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Look everyone, Jeff's a 'gay-brain'!
Hahahahaha
Gay-brain.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Stop starting.
Gay-brain hater.
Just because I can see into the future, you get scared.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Gay-brain hater.
Just because I can see into the future, you get scared.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:11, Reply)
^ classic 'gay-brain' talk here, if anyone's interested.
WHICH I SERIOUSLY DOUBT.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:21, Reply)
WHICH I SERIOUSLY DOUBT.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:21, Reply)
Pardon, Gay-brain?
I can't quite hear you over the DEAFENING SOUND OF YOUR GAY BRAIN.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:34, Reply)
I can't quite hear you over the DEAFENING SOUND OF YOUR GAY BRAIN.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:34, Reply)
It's surely not better
than my 'MC rhymes' today?
Gah! No-one understands me OR my music.
*flounces*
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)
than my 'MC rhymes' today?
Gah! No-one understands me OR my music.
*flounces*
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)
I didn't read it.
I don't read a lot of what gets posted here.
Feel free to have SPOTD
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)
I don't read a lot of what gets posted here.
Feel free to have SPOTD
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)
No more smell of cat, sadly.
No-one on which to blame the 'Whiskas stains' on the curtains, nowadays.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:31, Reply)
No-one on which to blame the 'Whiskas stains' on the curtains, nowadays.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:31, Reply)
He moved to the country
where he could run around and kill things instead of being cooped up in my flat all the time.
Re-reading that, it rather appeals to me, apart from the running around bit, of course.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:43, Reply)
where he could run around and kill things instead of being cooped up in my flat all the time.
Re-reading that, it rather appeals to me, apart from the running around bit, of course.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Surely it would have sunk in everywhere?
And hang around, like a malevolent, mewing spectre?
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)
And hang around, like a malevolent, mewing spectre?
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)
bedroom-in-the-dark-lol
It'll be a best seller.
"Suggestions for use: Spray on an old blanket, then roll into a rough sausage shape. You can put this in your bed and snuggle up to it, it'll almost be like having someone else sharing your pitiful existence!"
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)
It'll be a best seller.
"Suggestions for use: Spray on an old blanket, then roll into a rough sausage shape. You can put this in your bed and snuggle up to it, it'll almost be like having someone else sharing your pitiful existence!"
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)
'Comes with free razorblades'
because we know you can't come without them
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:53, Reply)
because we know you can't come without them
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:53, Reply)
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