I like Darth
so I don't mind that. I don't see how I can be that annoying I don't troll and if I'm boring just don't get involved.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

like am in a sordid, morally-reprehensible relationship with
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Speak for yourself, pedicator

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:07, Reply)

'You're only gay if you say yes'.
My brother's friend 'Hawkeye'* taught me that.

*who did 5 years in Strangeways for manslaughter
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)

One day I'm going to sit down and buy you a bottle of XO cognac
(that's the sort you like, isn't it?) and you're going to tell me ALL YOUR STORIES.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)

That is a deal I will honour with gusto.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Can I steal a seat?
I'll buy the second bottle
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Bring some fucking gin
I've never had cognac. Not sure drinking neat alcohol is entirely my thing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Sorry, it's strictly coggers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

Arse.
Ah well, it'll be worth it when you tell us about the time you were caught sucking off the head boy by the matron...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

She only spread that story because I wouldn't 'play ball'
as our delightful American cousins might say*

*Stephen Fry voice
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)

hehehehehehe
I will besmirch your name, just like I did to Crow.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

I am unbesmirchable.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)

^ this is not true

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Sorry, 'inbesmirchable' then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:41, Reply)

haha
you'd hope so. But the head-boy story is only the tip of the lies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Being the well-known Aled Jones-type innocent that I am,
no-one would countenance such falsehoods, and thus my goodly name wouldst remain unbesmirched even were the cheekiest little shits in Christendom to pour their foulest slurs 'gainst me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)

ah but sadly
I am not the cheekiest little shit in Christendom, I am an upstanding member of the global community.

LIES MONTY PURE LIES
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

On that evil note
I'm off to watch some shit TV. So sleep well Monty and dream good dreams
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)

Nacht.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)

I SHALL NOT REST
until the noble house of Boyce is freed from this yoke of ignominy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Gin it is
Cognac is lovely but to everyone's taste
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

It's my party and I'll insistoncognac if I want to.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

then cognac it is
we shall educate Lampito in it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)

This will not end well.
Right lovelies, see you all tomorrow. No, don't wait up. Yes, I'll call. Promise. No you hang up. No you hang up! No yo-

Oh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Tickets are available in all good record stores NOW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

excellent
I'm holding you both to that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)

I think it would be better as a Louis Theroux sort of documentry
With him following you around, and you trying hard not to punch him.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)

I'm thinking a more 'fireside recollections' kind of 'vibe'.
Soft focus avuncular reminiscences about 'that time 'Bod ' went to the poll tax riots and purloined a policeman's helmet, only to trade it for a can of 'Special Brew'* on the way back to Winchester', that kind of stuff.

*my father used to deliberately get names of things wrong to disparage them and it was hugely effective. 'You and your 'specialist beers'', he once said to my brother.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)

so Fireside Chats then?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

You could have discrete nazi memorabilia on the wall and keep refering to cousin Otto
G'night all.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

Gakanory?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)

*commissions*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)

with that in mind
I was at my friends house earlier where he was telling us how his ex liked to do switch roles and partake in some strap on action. Quite a revelation.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)

He's grown on me too.
But when he started a while ago, he was very similar to you. dead keen posting a lot, often with little point, that sort of thing. Today you have the mantle, soon it will be someone else.

All part of the fun.

Edit: I forgot the similarity in neogayism as you illustrate above.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:07, Reply)

I MUST CONFORM - bollocks to it I'm not going to jump through hoops on a chat room.

edit - that wasn't meant to be so Kevin the teenager-esque.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)

I didn't say conform, but the similarities were remarkable.
Be yourself.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)

B pe
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)

ROFL

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Cheers Trisha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)

I want my own show on channel 5

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:15, Reply)

If they will broadcast Vanilla Ice tossing off a turkey you have a shot.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Hope for me at last.
Cheerio Bobby, see you in the morning. I'm climbing the steps to Bedfordshire.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)

night.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)

Me too.
Like an unwanted genital fungus.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)

the cock that time forgot?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Sorry
I'm now chuckling at the the thought of a wanted genital fungus.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)

I feel on fire tonight
/burning, crumbling to pieces, and smelling of roasted meat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

*taps nose*
Live yoghurt.

*says no more*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Don't tap it Monty, it might fall off.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)

*gives shifty nod*
Titanium, innit?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:37, Reply)

You want to ignore it
but you gotta scratch it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Man-spore

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)