b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 875289 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

I might be able to come along.
As you know, I look fucking NAILS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:33, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
yeah, Jimmy Nail(s)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)
She's lying.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)
This response needs more attention
it is very witty.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I was trying to think of an equally witty response using another of his songs
but I couldn't work "Crocodile Shoes" in
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)
'another of his songs' ie 'the other one'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)
He sung the lyrics on "Diesel Power" for The Prodigy
most people think it was Kool Keith (AKA Dr. Octagon) but I know the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Whatever you say, Fatweazle.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Empty house LoL.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)
this is revenge for calling you a noisome turd isn't it, arse-chapeau?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Oui monsieur

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)
you intolerable shitface

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Yes, you do look like Jimmy Nail
Edit - *bangs head on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Manicured, polished and painted?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)
He's a cyclist. You can't help one of them.
Unless arranging to meet up is a cunning ploy to steal the new bike & throw it in the canal.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)
My mate's wife said I looked like Jimmy Nail the first time I met her
My response - "Fuck off you cheeky bitch"

I dont, do I?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)
All northerners look the same to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Good answer
You soft Southern shite
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)
More like Kevin Whatley.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Cock
This is not much of an improvement
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Too many teeth,

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Kick her in the cunt with your crocodile shoes

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)
You are rather
menacing, in a gay way.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I'd love anyone to come incidentally

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Sex fantasy of himjim ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Sex fantasy of most people
surely?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Errr, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Long hair joke
fell flat on it's face. Just not in the mood.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1