A list of my peeves
Kids - I remember when I was their age, I could talk at a volume below a shout and walk without breaking into a sprint. I could also sleep at 6am, so why can't they?

Bad drivers - people who don't put their seatbelt/driving glasses on until they're halfway down the road. This usually results in the car veering off into oncoming traffic. People not indicating. All you need to do is lift a finger, it's not difficult. The boy racers who think they're all Fast N' Furious at the lights. You're in a massive V6/Skyline/almost any other car, I'm in a Getz. It'd be like beating up midgets, fun to do but where's the challenge? "Baby/Princess on Board" signs. Do these people really think people drive around all the time smashing into eachother and then see their "Baby on board" sign and think, "Best not, they're with child". And I'm pretty sure if there was a "Princess on board", she'd be the one in the back of the car, not the fat bird driving it and she'd have a police escort and all that shite. People who don't thank me when the road's too narrow for two cars to pass eachother. You rude fucks.

Shit music - I write songs and actually try to write lyrics that mean something. But Paris Hilton released an album. As did Eskimo Joe, Gyroscope and Shannon Noll. My god.

Consumers - I'm a barman who's philosophy is, I get paid exactly the same amount of money regardless of whether or not my bar was full of customers.

The ignorant American - The kind of person who lives in the Bible Belt and would reply to the statement, "Americans only know how to solve problems with violence" with "I'll fucking kill you man, America's the greatest country on Earth and we'll bomb the fuck out of your shitty little country. Fuck You! lol". This is pretty much universal, and I know that there are Americans who have an education. My heart goes out to you for having to put up with these people on a daily basis.

Boring pets - you were bought to entertain me dog, not to sleep all day and ignore me.

Shit TV - Big Brother. Impossible to escape because it's on ALL THE FUCKING TIME. And when it finishes, they show all the extra bits that you didn't see whilst it was on. Oh joy.

Shit Sports - AFL? What a pitiful excuse for a sport. You get a point if you miss. If you miss a 5 metre wide and infinitely rising column. You get a free kick if you catch a ball passed to you from further away than 10 or 15 metres. And you look gay as in a vest and super short shorts.
Thank god for 20-20. Now when the cricket's on, at least it's not for an entire summer. Just a couple of hours. Welcome to modern day sport.

Sorry for the length, but it feels good to rant
(Visionaryofthe1980s www.myspace.com/visionariesofthe1980s, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:11, 8 replies)

Princess on board signs...
I don't like baby on board signs, but princess on board signs make me want to crash into them.

click
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 7 May 2008, 15:18, closed)

Buy a boxer dog
they will never, ever leave you alone. I pretty much always have a frisby on my foot that passes as a hint.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:21, closed)

The best car sign is
"little person on board", which always makes me think that the car's being driven by a midget.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:42, closed)

I quite like
Eskimo Joe :) They're not as good as SFK though
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:44, closed)

How can anybody like Eskimo Joe?
Eskimo Joe are the biggest example of the Australian music industry being blind to fuck all talent due to the band being Australian. Pretty glad the hype's gone now and I've not had to endure one of their tracks for a while. But now they're replaced with the equally generic Gyroscope. Fuck me I hate the Australian music scene.
(Visionaryofthe1980s www.myspace.com/visionariesofthe1980s, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:50, closed)

yeah but
I still like them, although I will admit they are a generic, soft rock girlie type band (Black fingernails, Redwine was really quite amazing in my opinion). Something For Kate on the other hand are a prime example that at least someone over there has an idea of talent.

And silverchair (sometimes)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:18, closed)

Let's just agree
that we have completely different tastes in music.
(Visionaryofthe1980s www.myspace.com/visionariesofthe1980s, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:45, closed)

we could do
and it's probably best that we do :)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:14, closed)