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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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The last time I went through US border control a few weeks back I forgot to put my insulin in a clear plastic bag.
An immense and highly armed guard reached into his pocket, plucked out a bag, and wished me a nice day and a safe flight.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:32, 1 reply)
yeah well
i can understand them being desperate to see the back of you
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:35, closed)
Ooh, burn!

(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:40, closed)
Harsh.

(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:43, closed)
i'm just surprised he didn't replace it with sugar syrup

(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:44, closed)
I Would Have

(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:57, closed)
^lonely and upset online^

(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:04, closed)
Careful, he's going full Fathhelme.

(, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:25, closed)
It's too viscous to pass through that gauge of needle.
And also ... it was a soldier, not a pickpocket. I dunno how he'd swap my medication while politely handing me a plastic bag.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:03, closed)
ninja skills

(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:09, closed)
Bloke was at least 18 stone.
If he was a ninja then we're all doomed.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:22, closed)
i sat in front of someone who looked like him on the way out to miami
when we got there, he wobbled to his feet, and yanked the storage bin open, clean onto his own head with a thunk that reverberated right along the plane.

SONOFABITCH!!!!! he yelled.

fuck me it was hard not to laugh. only the thought that he could have ripped my scrawny girl arms off and beaten me to death with them kept my face straight.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:35, closed)
I'm not sure that Shambles would have fallen for a wig/syringe exchange.

(, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:24, closed)

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