JOANNA, YOU'RE A STUPID, HEARTLESS BITCH

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:12, closed)

I am not!
Also, my name isn't Joanna.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:15, closed)

I thought she was going to America to study, but really she was running away from me because I'm a mental

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:17, closed)

is she a b3ta member?

(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:17, closed)

I don't know, if you know her please pass this message on, she'll know who it's from.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:19, closed)

sorry
I'm not sure of who Joanna is - I only know one Joanna and she's my dogsitter.
(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:21, closed)

You pay someone to sit on your dog?

(waxdart Made Squaddies go Ergh! at a comedy gig. I rule., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:33, closed)

If I suck you off, will you stand me a deposit on a house?

( Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:44, closed)

I think you're going to need a more realistic pricing structure.
( Happy Phantom wrote on the sole of his slipper with a biro, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 0:50, closed)

Well y'know, if you have to marry him to get a whole house..
..I'm trying to establish a baseline here..
( Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:37, closed)

It's not a bad idea in principle, and you may well be onto something
but given that you're on record as not being an eastern-European stunner, you may have to adjust your expectations downwards somewhat - start thinking less in terms of a house, and more in terms of a newspaper, a bag of crisps, or a modestly-priced box of teabags...
( Happy Phantom wrote on the sole of his slipper with a biro, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:35, closed)

GIVE ME HOPE, JOANNA!

( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:21, closed)

"TILL DE MORNIN' COME" ?

(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:25, closed)

yes.
yes indeed.
( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:27, closed)

You discovered ctrl-c, ctrl-v! :D

Your mother would be wheely proud.
( Happy Phantom wrote on the sole of his slipper with a biro, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 1:11, closed)

Aw, look at the little feller with his meme.. ..he so happy!
(anvil, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:55, closed)

Let it out Rory.
You tell mummy what for!
(Tugnut Knight of the Hot Knives, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:56, closed)