Petty little jobsworths
1) The bus driver who wouldn't accept a credit note in payment for a ticket - but insisted on giving me the five pounds for the note, then immediately taking the same fiver back in payment. Cockmincer.

2) The electricity company official who wouldn't deal with my problem unless it was over the phone - so directed me to a phone about three metres away, then took the call and dealt with it. Arseweasel.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:53, 12 replies)

What a bellend
You should have put your hand into the shape of a phone and spoken to him like that
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:14, closed)

Otherwise he'd have had to use a dictaphone to monitor your conversation for quality and training purposes.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:33, closed)

Why the shuddering fuck would a bus driver accept a credit note?
What the fuck is wrong with you? You think you're entitled to travel for free or something? If you're a pensioner or spacca or student or something USE YOUR DAMN PASS!
If you're none of the above PAY YOUR FUCKING FARE, SIT DOWN, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP YOUR FEET OFF THE SEATS!

As for the other poor bastard, how was the call supposed to be monitored otherwise? You want the poor cunt to lose his job just for you to think you're getting personal service? Consider yourself FUCKING LUCKY that he was so helpful, Me, I'd have called security and had you FUCKING TASERED IN THE FACE AND DRAGGED OUT OF MY OFFICE!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:06, closed)

I was about to write an explanation of bus credit notes
But it dawned on me that you know damn well why the driver should accept one.
( Peej, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:42, closed)

I've never heard of one
Is it something that the plebs use?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 14:42, closed)

^This.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:18, closed)

No,
When the driver doesn't have any change they give you a credit note that you can either exchange for cash at the bus station or use in full or part payment on your next trip.
( Peej, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:13, closed)

Thanks.
It's always good to learn something new (even if it is from a pleb).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:20, closed)

So he was right, it IS something plebs use.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 27 Jan 2013, 0:06, closed)

wheres this?
our local buses wont even let you on if they havent got the change to give you. If the fare is 6 quid and you only have a tenner, the fare is a tenner.

Cunts. The lot of them.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 14:19, closed)

First Buses have always given me a credit note (when the accord is in to clean dead drug dealer from the bumper)
and they are nationwide I think. (I'm in Cornwall)
( Peej, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 14:26, closed)

we have first
and stagecoach, and national express. None of them budge with their cuntish attitude to incorrect fares...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:54, closed)