Opportunistic Pomeranian
I once had a very handsome Pomeranian dog, with the brightest eyes and long, luxurious black hair. One evening, I was walking him on the street in front of an adult book store when two beautiful women drove up in a large, open convertible. They were both wearing form-fitting, sexy, vinyl catsuits, and were there to add to their tool kits. They looked at me, then looked down at the dog, and said "Oh, what a GORGEOUS dog!" I removed the dog's leash and they started cooing and fawning over him, scooping him up and kissing him. "Must - exploit - situation. But how?" I thought to myself. Then the two women suddenly looked lustily and deep into each other's eyes, took hands, and entered the store. Just as the door closed, my dog slipped into the store behind them, leaving me alone and flummoxed out on the sidewalk in front.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 8:57, 5 replies)

This story doesn't feel complete.
Did you get the dog back?
Did you have to beg for it?
Also, did you have to beg for the dog?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:00, closed)

The dog fucks them both while Max California videoes it.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 20:11, closed)

So you're actually Perv Without a Dog, then?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:29, closed)

Well played
Replies to win, etc
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 7:01, closed)

What she said.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:44, closed)

'Opportunistic Pomeranian' sounds like an Orb album title.

(Tugnut I got them all..., Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:35, closed)