Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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I've been tempted to open the door dressed in a dirty mac, NHS specs and no trousers before, just to see what the parents do(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 20:02,
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Oh, and with porn playing really loudly from the telly in the living room.And a handful of tissues.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 20:06,
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And the head of a recently dead child skewered onto your erect cock.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 20:15,
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