I came home from work one day
to find a girl sitting at my kitchen table, unmarried, pregnant and weeping inconsolably.
I thought to myself - this isn't your fault, you never touched her and you've had a vasectomy.
I was surprised to find, through a convoluted chain of causation, that it actually was my fault.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 23:50, 11 replies)

Star Wars?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:28, closed)

More like
2001
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 4:10, closed)

I know, I know
That Star Trek:Voyager episode where 7of9 finds the young borg kiddies and becomes like a mother to them and Janeway is pleased to see SevenOfNines's emerging humanity thru the adversity of having show maternal behavior towards the kids? Season 5 I think...
That's it isn't it?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 5:28, closed)

Could well be
or maybe that Stanley Kubrick one where this big granite obelisk from the cosmic baby at the end of time comes crashing down into the cavemen, full circle like you know.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 4:35, closed)

Congratulations on learning the first lesson of mandom.
As a man it is ALWAYS your fault.
ALWAYS.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 7:31, closed)

I never pegged you stuj,
as being someone who could hold down a heterosexual relationship.
Well done you!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:10, closed)

STILL not going to fuck your wife for you.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:00, closed)

Clever boy!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:12, closed)

^ This
"If a man speaks in a forest, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:55, closed)

yes

( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 18:41, closed)

:D

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 11:22, closed)