Terrible foodBack when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
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chthonic, Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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"Can you believe, I've never cooked before?"Went round to my friend Jane's house for a house-warming dinner party. She'd made brown splodge and rice, and scooped us all extra big portions.
As we hungry folk raised the forks to our ravenous mouths, Jane announces "I'm so excited you're here for dinner. Can you believe I've never cooked before? But I followed a recipe, and I think I've done OK!"
overstatement
the rice was raw, I've still no idea what the brown splodge was supposed to be (entrails stew? testicle crumble?), the portions were huge.
being a well-brought up type, I forced down every last rancid mouthful. My friend Matthew later confessed to having tipped his into a pot-plant.
We all declined seconds. "So delicious! So full!"
I didn't even let her make me a cup of tea after that
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biscuitbiscuit is in ur garden, watering ur plantz, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:20,
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