If making coffee for guests,
stand in the kitchen for 5 minutes, making "prk, prk" noises, before serving up cups of instant.
Your guests will be impressed with your percolated coffee, and think you dead posh.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:32, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

And also from the 90s
Ah.... remember that ad. Google is not helping me remember the brand though...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)

As it's not Anthony Head as one half of the Gold Blend couple,
nor Gareth Hunt making rude gestures at Andre Agassi, I doubt anyone but us care. Coffee advert nostalgi is very selective.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I do remember...
...jocular late-20th-century sketch-show stalwart Russ Abbot spoofing the advert on an episode of his Madhouse. He was in character as inept spy Basildon Bond, at home with a glamorous lady. He offers her a coffee, saunters into the kitchen and is immediately attacked by a henchmen who attempts to strangle him.

After a few seconds of coughing, gasping, struggling and spluttering, the lady calls out from the lounge "It's OK, I don't mind instant"

...And yet I still forget my parents' birthdays.
(costas, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I had the name blue mountain
but that proves incorrect I think, maybe maxwellhouse thinks I... still nothing. I'll be honest, I only checked one link but that was enough for me to lose interest.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)

red mountain, starring ross kemp as well, double bonus.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS_VsSVpbsM
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Nicely done.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:06, Reply)