Experience the thrills of 9/11 every day
By setting fire to your lounge and jumping out of your bedroom window.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:44, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

See, that's totally Western-centric.
It would be equally valid to build a cardboard 'plane' and 'fly' it into the side of your house, and then set the house on fire.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Don't worry, I fixed it for you
It would be equally valid to build steal a cardboard 'plane' and 'fly' it into the side of your your neighbour's house, and then set the house on fire.
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 8:21, Reply)

I think you mean.
It would be equally valid to crash a cardboard plane into your house then blow it up with some strategically placed fireworks then blame it on your neighbors so you have an excuse to kill them and take their valuables.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)