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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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End-of-Hot-Day Bell-End?
Pinch the foreskin almost shut and have a widdle. Cleans everything out and the mild smell of piss is better than a mild smell of knob-cheese.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 3:01, 9 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Ewww.
I'm all for general filthiness, but not sure about this!
(I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:06, Reply)
What's wrong with simply having a wash?!
Rinse it under the tap, lad.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:23, Reply)
He did
but he kept getting thrown out of the staff canteen
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:43, Reply)
hehe
:-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:47, Reply)
But...
He's okay having a foreskin-pinched 'widdle' in there, instead? What is this world coming to?!
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 13:53, Reply)
He does the washing up
so nobody minds.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 1:00, Reply)
Results of the time-motion analysis concludes
... piss in the sink instead!
(beer knight starts when the sun is over the yardarm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:25, Reply)
With your lady fingers?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 22:14, Reply)
hahahaha
gold. pure gold.
(thebarkingdog, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 3:42, Reply)

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