Noisy, over-amerous next door neighbours disturbing you
Beat them at their own game. You'll need two vibrators. It's best if your vibe is getting a bit worse for wear, so go buy a replacement. Now, take the old one, split it open and remove the vibrating bullet. This is the engine. You will not believe how much of the energy the rubber covering actually absorbs rather than being channeled into the lady's magic button.

Now, make sure your lady-partner is comfy, and then you insert the new vibe inside whilst using the vibrating bullet on the bald man in the boat. Get it right, and she'll drown out any noises made by the neighbours.

Though remember blokes, it might be wise to invest in some waterproofs or at least put a towel down.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:33, 11 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Whoa there cowboy...
Take the bullet out of *your* vibe to use on your lady?

Best give it a rinse under the tap first...

(But *clicky* for having far too much time, and Ladyjuice, on your hands :-) )
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Unfortunately.....
.....when I disassembled the vibe it didn't have a bullet, it had this offset weight attached to a small electric motor. I gave it a go anyway but it got wrapped up in the missus's flappage and tore much of it away like a tiny handheld Moulinex.

To be fair though, the noise was awesome so technically job done, though my better half now has a cod pocket that looks like someone's done a wheelspin on Simon Weston's face. In snowchains.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)

But with the excess labia and some careful stitching,
you could craft yourself a beautiful pair of fish mittens...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)

or alternatively
a pair of 'Vulcan' ears and go about pretending to be Spock.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:44, Reply)

THIS ^-^
"now has a cod pocket that looks like someone's done a wheelspin on Simon Weston's face. In snowchains"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)

NovelytyCondomHead
"...but it got wrapped up in the missus's flappage and tore much of it away like a tiny handheld Moulinex.

To be fair though, the noise was awesome so technically job done, though my better half now has a cod pocket that looks like someone's done a wheelspin on Simon Weston's face. In snowchains."

Oh God. Oh God. I can't fucking breathe for laughing so much!
(dhroadie, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 2:16, Reply)

*agrees wholeheartedly*
:D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Ah ha ha!

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)

You bastard.
Biggest lol I've done in aaaaaaaaaaaages, trouble is it's not the kind of thing you can link other (normal) people to is it?
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Excellent
this.

Hahaha
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 6:20, Reply)

Good tip...
... and an excellent way to avoid RSI in your fingers and/or tongue.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:36, Reply)