I once went mushroom picking and was tripping balls so much on my way home that I became stuck behind a two foot high wall.
It went on forever in both directions. I genuinely thought I'd be stuck there forever until I had a moment of clarity and just stepped over it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 16:37, 2 replies)

I can believe this
I had a similar experience at glastonbury - faced with a roped off section I couldn't work out how I'd ever get back to tent ever again, until it dawned on me that it was only an inch or so off the ground.
( rofl harris, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 16:39, closed)

Hooray for temporarily distressing drug delusions.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 16:42, closed)

So the science conclusion here is that mushrooms make you hilariously thick.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 16:43, closed)

I wouldn't be so quick to blame the mushrooms.
Not in this study, anyway.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 16:51, closed)

Oh I say. How rude.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 16:56, closed)

Pretty much.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 16:55, closed)

Yeah totally
But what fun.
( rofl harris, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 17:02, closed)

Last mushrooms I had were a bit strong.
Spent the peak of it flailing around on the lawn, dribbling on things.

Once I regained motor control, I had to retire to my bed in the holiday house we were in, wrapped myself in a duvet, then spent about 6 hours in the following internal loop:

"Don't want to waste these shrooms."
"Should get outside and enjoy them."
"Members of the public exist outside."
"Don't like members of the public."
"Not going outside."
"Hope I can go outside by Monday."
"Work on Monday."
"What's the point in work if I waste these shrooms?"

Obviously, that's the English translation... the original was in the language of raw fear, panic and confusion.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 17:17, closed)

I don't know what the fuck you're on about
I've had mushrooms many times and all I've ever felt was a satisfying aftertaste and a slight buzz from the wine.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 21:43, closed)

mushroom picking to a fancy dress party as Viz character 'Buster Gonad'
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:26, closed)