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Pig Bodine asks: Where have you got stuck, trapped or tangled?

(, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:09)
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Hahahaha
The first time I did shrooms I was at Glastonbury with a group of friends in a nice comfortable tent, so I did them and I was feeling pretty fucking awesome and at peace with the world until someone tapped me on the arm and said, Emvee your mum's outside. She was and all.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 17:24, 2 replies)
and there was a cup of tea left by your sleeping bag

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 17:33, closed)
Back in the day my parents used to go to Glastonbury too
So there I was, tripping balls, with my mum waiting outside the tent. It's testament to my massive reserves of self-control that I was able extricate myself from the situation before she cottoned on to what was really going on.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 17:49, closed)
Alt: your mum isn't as daft as you think?

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:49, closed)
God. Let's hope she is.
Imagine the crushing disappointment if she's not thick.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:34, closed)
Actually I'm fairly sure she knew what was going on
Other times she's clocked that one of my friends has taken something before I have
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:49, closed)
Or maybe she was high as a kite, too?
I'm sensing a lot of opportunities to mess with my kids' heads, when they're older.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:11, closed)
There's something about shrooms
Which seems to make mothers' faces melt right off.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 17:47, closed)
Also instills in you a terrible fear of them turning up right in the middle of being smashed off your face

(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 17:50, closed)
Yes... exactly this.
Although experience* tells me that they tend to be more amused than appalled.

*experience may be imaginary
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 19:32, closed)

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