My girlcat had 4 kittens yesterday.
Not relevant but thought the trolls on here would want to have a go.
(nolongernuts, Wed 25 May 2011, 3:55, 39 replies)

You're offering baby cats for sex with strangers on the internet?
You freak.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:58, closed)

Just stand outside the window and wait

(TheColonel, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:18, closed)

I thought your preference for sex was babies.

(nolongernuts, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:32, closed)

What brought you to that conclusion?
Apart from ... you know ... the fact that you're too thick and unstable to be allowed anything sharper than crayons?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:34, closed)

Well you obviously aren't going to get laid with consent.

(nolongernuts, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:43, closed)

Are you twelve?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:45, closed)

Says you.....
take a long hard look at your trolling, you mong.
(nolongernuts, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:49, closed)

This isn't trolling. It's flaming.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:55, closed)

Flaming repetitive.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:58, closed)

Some people
Can't tell the difference. Here's a handy cut-out-and-keep guide for them.

Trolling:
Pink Floyd weren't a good band at all. Dark Side of the Moon was a terrible album. So was The Wall.

Flaming:
You're an ugly cunt.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:16, closed)

Example A:
freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2006/08/what-pink-floyds-the-wall-cover-would-actually-look-like/
The comments on this are still coming, five years later. 262 and counting.
( Zuowan, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:22, closed)

That's not trolling.
"Pink Floyd weren't a good band at all. Dark Side of the Moon was a terrible album. So was The Wall."


That's fact.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:51, closed)

Looks to me like


you've been trolled.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:51, closed)

Christ. You really are thick.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:53, closed)

Sorry, was that flaming or trolling?
I can never tell. Perhaps you can enlighten me.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:16, closed)

I suppose I could try.
But I doubt even the unlikely offspring of Descartes and Johnny Ball could enlighten you, you thick cunt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:27, closed)

Irony isn't really your strong suit
is it?
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:22, closed)

Irony is not the same as sarcasm.
And your post contained neither.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:42, closed)

Two thumbs up!
Well done! You've pointed out that a post that contains neither irony nor sarcasm, contains neither irony nor sarcasm. You win the internet!

Now perhaps you might entertain the notion that a sentence may mention irony without itself being ironic.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:49, closed)

are you the father?
if not do you know who is?
i find it reprehensible in this day and age that you would bring this to our attention are you an internet attention seeker? well are you?



where is the back of the line
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:21, closed)

Hehehe....
*waits for the penny comments*
(nolongernuts, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:24, closed)

i was waiting for that too.
trolls must be sleepy this morning.
and then there's the bumhole pictures and the mortgage to pay.
have you stocked up on replacement glass for the back door?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 25 May 2011, 8:34, closed)

I'm waiting for Al to mention me murdering my other cat,
before BGB says 'it was coming' and Kristine from redneckland calling me a beaker. And can't forget Gonz being an autistic lazy spaz
(nolongernuts, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:42, closed)

Fucking hell.
Are you two playing the "compare the chips on our shoulders" game? In public?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:43, closed)

Oh go back to raping babies.

(nolongernuts, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:45, closed)

Fuck me.
It's Oscar Fucking Wilde again.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:46, closed)

I have a spare key for room 216 If you two want to use that.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:00, closed)

Oh man that sounds made up for comedic purposes
Have a hahaha
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:44, closed)

Bless you....
That sharp brain of yours never misses a beat.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:51, closed)

Dr Shambolic.
Fucking Oscar Wilde for your edification and entertainment
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:08, closed)

shirtlifters?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:45, closed)

We don't want a go on your cat,
even if her vagina is currently distended due to the birth.
( Zuowan, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:01, closed)

when you say we dont want to have a go on your cat
does this mean your are....

a) co-joined twins with no self esteem
b) you are schitzophrenic with no self esteem
c) you have no self esteem and in fact mentally ill with a Siamese twin strapped to your cock thus making it unusable
d) none of the above
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:24, closed)

So you've got kittens coming out of your pussy.
Mrs Slocombe would be proud.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:10, closed)

I had 4 kittens yesterday
In a fight. They were no match for my clothes-prop of doom.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:40, closed)

fight sandwich
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:41, closed)

fight headlock
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:42, closed)

headlock

Beastyallity session.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:50, closed)

They were no match for my penis clothes-prop of doom.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:50, closed)