UFOs and close encountersDr Skagra asks: Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us of your UFO sightings: You know - how you once saw a helicopter, thought it was an alien invasion and soiled your trousers.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:24)
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...I’ve nonce-punched a copper, gave him a nice shiner
I’ve swum with exploding whales in my saltwater pool
I’ve played the pious poster, to Dr. Shambo’s fool
But in all my wordly travels, East, West, North and South
Despite unleashing in a Pringles tube, and pissing in my mouth
One thing is so obvious, unless you’re really fucking slow
There no such fucking thing as a fucking UFO.
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Ken Oath, Sun 4 May 2014, 12:34,
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:D TOP INTERNETTING.Post this as a story so it can WIN.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 4 May 2014, 16:38,
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a click is not enoughso here
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2014, 18:26,
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